I even used GIFs this time. Gasp.
Jessica Drew, Agent of SHIELD
(Zoey Deutch)
*16 years old biologically (about a year and a half old chronologically, give or take, depending on how you define her 'birth'), 5'8" tall.
*From the Ultimate Comics Marvel Universe, circa Ultimate Comics Fallout.
*Is Spider-Woman, the female clone of the recently deceased Spider-Man, Peter Parker. Created by the also recently deceased Otto Octavius, alias Doctor Octopus. Has all the spider-powers you might expect, plus organic webbing that shoot from her fingers.
*Is an agent of SHIELD and a member of the Ultimates, working directly for Director Nick Fury. Basically, one of the world's few remaining non-evil super-geniuses. Was sent to Fandom to study dimensional travel since the previous expert on that went evil and is presumed dead. Wrongly.
*Has that secret identity locked down pretty tight, but some people might know that she's better in a fight than you'd expect.
*Knows that with great power comes great responsibility.
*Does not shut up when she's in a snarky mood.
*Is usually in a snarky mood.
*Works at Stark Industries on Wednesdays.
*Was probably not going to discuss the whole "female clone of a boy superhero" thing with you, even if it weren't for the secret identity thing. Not because of you. Because it is SO WEIRD that she can barely get a handle on it and all of the things that come from it.
*Refuses to kill people, but nearly made an exception once for Otto Octavius.
Phil Coulson, Agent of SHIELD
(Clark Gregg)
*43 years old, 5'10" tall
*From the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
*"Died," got better, is in Fandom hiding from his world because the Avengers kind of used his death as inspiration to solidify their team-up. Don't want anyone thinking Fury lied to them or anything!
*Is one of the top-ranking SHIELD agents around. Is basically a total badass. Ran Project Pegasus, the Terrasect project, and the investigation into Mjolnir crashing down on Earth. Knows things about how the world works that would make you cry. Can wreck a dude from long-range with a bag of flour.
*Works at Wellspring Arms on Sundays. Just got hired to be the manager at MCA.
*Is the world's biggest Captain America fanboy.
*Dated a cellist for a while. Likes classy dames. And Captain America.
*Can and will kill people in the line of duty. Once gave killing Loki his best shot (literally) while dying himself. After calling Loki a loser. Again, while dying.
Bruce Wayne, Almost Batman
(Sean Faris)
*19 years old for a couple more days Fandom Time, 6'3" tall and RIPPED.
*From the DC Animated Universe (Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League Unlimited, Batman Beyond, etc).
*Is a young billionaire driven to the brink of madness as a child when his parents were murdered in front of him. Decided to deal with that by teaching himself to punch Crime in the face until it submitted to his will.
*Is very close to putting this plan into action when I start canon catchups for Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (flashbacks) in a couple months. In mere months, he will be Batman.
*Fandom High Class of 2012, Bruce is currently living in Gotham, going to Gotham State University, and is living at a pace three times faster than Fandom Time.
*A bit of a ladies man. Not REALLY big on relationships since it wouldn't be fair to any woman as long as he's on track with The Plan.
*Actually, stay tuned on that front.
*Refuses to kill people.
Zayne Carrick, Lieutenant in the Republic Navy
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
*21 years old, 5'11" tall
*From Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (the comic book), set 4000 years before the Star Wars movies and a few years before KotOR the games.
*In the past few years has been a Jedi Padawan, a Jedi washout, a fugitive, a dishwasher, a revolutionary, a vigilante, a conman, a sports hero, a businessman, a spy, a Jedi tutor, and a soldier for both sides of a war despite being a radical pacifist. He destroyed an ancient slaver ring and a conspiracy within the Jedi Order. He saved the Jedi Order itself from their enemies twice despite not being a Jedi himself. He's been busy.
*Is currently an entrepreneur, owning land and businesses in his galaxy as well as MCA and the Goodvalor's Little Bivoli franchise in Fandom. But more importantly, Zayne is a Lieutenant in the Republic Navy, assigned to the Reciprocity, where he serves as the official conscience of the ship. The Navy doesn't send them into battles so much as the really crazy missions where you'd need the dumbest luck to survive without killing anyone.
*Has a 'learning disability' with the Force. Whenever he tries to use it, he sends it wobbling out of whack, making unlikely outcomes far more likely. He's learned to plan for these extreme twists, meaning that he has the dumbest luck.
*Refuses to kill any sentient thing.
Nick, A Gent of Punning
(fireballoftnick)
*31 years old, 6'1" tall
*Is from Chicago and is an architect who works terrible hours and currently does not have LJ access during the workday.
*Usually around from 7-11:30ish (give or take) on weeknights and whatever time I can on weekends.
*Spider-Man's BFF. Enjoys wordplay. Does not seem to take too many things too seriously.