I can duel with myself!...and watch out Snooz...

[craftyboy]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about William Steward!

1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten William Steward.
2. Donald Duck's middle name is William Steward!
3. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are William Steward.
4. A thimbleful of William Steward would weigh over 100 million tons.
5. William Steward has a memory span of three seconds!
6. Americans discard enough William Steward to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7. Olympic badminton rules say that William Steward must have exactly fourteen feathers!
8. During severe windstorms, William Steward may sway several feet to either side.
9. William Steward will always turn right when leaving a cave.
10. About 100 people choke to death on William Steward each year!