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[craddl3_robb3r]

A man who has
>>finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini!
>>After
>>buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and
>>asks for a
>>mezuzah for the Lamborghini.
>>"You want a
>>mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
>>
>> "It's a
>>Lamborghini,"
>> "What's a
>>Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
>>
>> "A sports
>>car."
>>
>> "What?
>>That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a
>>sports car?
>>Go to the conservatives!"
>>
>> Well, the
>>man is disappointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks
>>for a
>>mezuzah. "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi
>>asks.
>>
>> "For my
>>Lamborghini", the man replies.
>>
>> "What's a
>>Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
>>
>> "A car, a
>>sports car."
>>
>> "What kind
>>of sports car?" asks the Rabbi.
>>
>> "Italian."
>>
>> "What? That
>>is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe
>>car? Go
>>to the Reform!"
>>
>> Again, the
>>man feels guilty and disappointed,! but goes to the Reform
>>Rabbi.
>>
>> "Rabbi," he
>>asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
>>
>> "You have a
>>Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.
>>
>> "You know
>>what it is?" says the man.
>>
>> "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian
>>sports car. What's a mezuzah?"

funny huh? props to daniel for sending it to me....

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