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[cracticinae]

[bold][big]Does anyone want a job[/big][/bold]

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Oh fuck this, I don't get all this pointy bracket nonsense. Hyper twat meddling language, more like. I need someone to help me.

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[lungfucked]

...uh -- yeah alright. what you need?

[cracticinae]

You, are you reasonably intelligent and able.

[cracticinae]

No, what am I asking, anyone lie to answer that.

[cracticinae]

You, do you need a job.

[lungfucked]

i know how to shit in a toilet and complain about stuff real good. so yeah, i'm pretty smart

and yeah jobs are pretty hardcore too

[cracticinae]

That is not intelligence, you imbecile, that is essential human nature.

[cracticinae]

What can you do.

[lungfucked]

uhhhhh --- stuff. shoot shit up, cook like a motherfucker, mud wrestle...

[cracticinae]

You can cook.

[cracticinae]

Alright you're hired.

[lungfucked]

um, what job did i get again?

[cracticinae]

A bookstore assistant, obviously.

[lungfucked]

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oh

[cracticinae]

Black Books. Terra, 24th Central Street.

Now come here and make me coffee, I've been drinking out of the flowerpot and it's nowhere near as good as coffee.

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