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The oldest & nastiest joke ever.
There are many ways to tell it. This is just one, lol.
A family walks into a talent agency. A mother, father, son, daughter, & a little baby. The father says to the talent agent "Sir, my family has an amazing act. We know if you'd let us perform it for you you'd want to sign us." So, the talent agent says "Alright, you've got 2 minutes."
The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles & points to her son who hits play on the boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, lifts up her skirt & starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down on the floor & opens his mouth while the mother tears up her pants & starts shitting in his mouth. The father grabs the baby & takes of his diaper & starts sucking his cock. While the son, still with the shit in his mouth, goes over & licks the baby's tiny little balls. Now, the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair & starts pissing all over. Then the father & son take the baby & start stuffing it back into the mother vagina, head first. While the daughters piss rains all over them. They get the baby half way in so that just his legs are sticking out, all kicking & flailing about. Then the son takes his mothers shit out of his mouth & starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole & fucks it while it's still inside the mother. Until he cums all over the baby, his wife, son, & the daughter. Then, the family runs back to the middle of the room & says "TAAA-DAAAAH!"
The talent agent just sits there for the longest time. Finally he says "Jesus, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
& the father says "The Aristocrats!"
♥
There are many ways to tell it. This is just one, lol.
A family walks into a talent agency. A mother, father, son, daughter, & a little baby. The father says to the talent agent "Sir, my family has an amazing act. We know if you'd let us perform it for you you'd want to sign us." So, the talent agent says "Alright, you've got 2 minutes."
The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles & points to her son who hits play on the boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, lifts up her skirt & starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down on the floor & opens his mouth while the mother tears up her pants & starts shitting in his mouth. The father grabs the baby & takes of his diaper & starts sucking his cock. While the son, still with the shit in his mouth, goes over & licks the baby's tiny little balls. Now, the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair & starts pissing all over. Then the father & son take the baby & start stuffing it back into the mother vagina, head first. While the daughters piss rains all over them. They get the baby half way in so that just his legs are sticking out, all kicking & flailing about. Then the son takes his mothers shit out of his mouth & starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole & fucks it while it's still inside the mother. Until he cums all over the baby, his wife, son, & the daughter. Then, the family runs back to the middle of the room & says "TAAA-DAAAAH!"
The talent agent just sits there for the longest time. Finally he says "Jesus, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
& the father says "The Aristocrats!"
♥