let me tell you about this bitch I know
Yeah, so there is this girl named Justen and she is one fucking bitch. I understand that I am one hard person to live with, I mean with all of my sitting in my room and not really interacting with anyone that much.
What makes me a horrible roommate is that I clean up after my own messes, but when you make a mess or use the kitchen I'm also suppose to clean that up with out you having to ask me! And if i forget that you can yell at me and get pissy at me and it be perfectly ok. Also, it's my fault that your dog got into your bathroom garbage, regardless of the fact that you could have taken it out the night before and not ask me to do it five seconds before the garbage man comes.
How about the time I used the downstairs shower after I got working out? I'm not suppose to and because you didn't tell me this you decide to not talk to me for a week? What? You're coming unglued because I burned the bottom of the pan and the burn was the size of a head of a needle?
Now don't forget the one week during the month when she's on her period... holy shit watch out. The only reason I haven't told her to fuck off yet is because I haven't found another place to stay. As soon as I do I'll discretley move my shit out and tell her how unpleasant of a person she is. in not so nice terms. Fuck you Justen Schmidt-murray, you are the biggest, moodiest bitch i know.
What makes me a horrible roommate is that I clean up after my own messes, but when you make a mess or use the kitchen I'm also suppose to clean that up with out you having to ask me! And if i forget that you can yell at me and get pissy at me and it be perfectly ok. Also, it's my fault that your dog got into your bathroom garbage, regardless of the fact that you could have taken it out the night before and not ask me to do it five seconds before the garbage man comes.
How about the time I used the downstairs shower after I got working out? I'm not suppose to and because you didn't tell me this you decide to not talk to me for a week? What? You're coming unglued because I burned the bottom of the pan and the burn was the size of a head of a needle?
Now don't forget the one week during the month when she's on her period... holy shit watch out. The only reason I haven't told her to fuck off yet is because I haven't found another place to stay. As soon as I do I'll discretley move my shit out and tell her how unpleasant of a person she is. in not so nice terms. Fuck you Justen Schmidt-murray, you are the biggest, moodiest bitch i know.