Log: Skywarp and Sunstreaker
This occurs a little while before that log with Skydive.
Sunny goes to threaten Warp and give him the big brother talk and somehow things turn to his supposedly incestuous relationships with Sideswipe and/or Bee.
Really.
Skywarp (9:06:47 PM):*Skywarp lands on the strip near the base after a nice glide around the base to clear his head. Things have been a little boring lately.* Hope something interesting'll happen soon. *Famous. Last. Words.*
Sunstreaker (9:07:33 PM):YOU!
Sunstreaker (9:07:38 PM):::stalk stalk stalk::
Sunstreaker (9:07:48 PM):::and it's not a crazy angry stalk::
Sunstreaker (9:08:03 PM):::it's a dead serious professional stalk::
Skywarp (9:08:33 PM):*starts and turns, face flickering through worry, recognition, then settling into confusion* Me?
Sunstreaker (9:08:41 PM):You.
Sunstreaker (9:08:53 PM):We need to...talk.
Skywarp (9:09:55 PM):*his wings dip a bit in consternation* Talk?
Sunstreaker (9:10:12 PM):Yes.
Sunstreaker (9:10:15 PM):Talk.
Sunstreaker (9:10:23 PM):About Bumblebee.
Sunstreaker (9:10:26 PM):And Fireflight.
Sunstreaker (9:10:38 PM):And how you're going to treat them.
Skywarp (9:11:55 PM):*he's staring at Sunny with dread filtering into his optics. This, my friends, is the purest 'deer in the headlights' look that you may ever see* O... kay ...?
Sunstreaker (9:12:11 PM):Whatever you do with them.
Sunstreaker (9:12:29 PM):I don't care if you never want to see Fireflight again, and I don't care if you send Bumblebee packing.
Sunstreaker (9:12:40 PM):I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
Sunstreaker (9:12:44 PM):But.
Sunstreaker (9:12:47 PM):You will.
Sunstreaker (9:12:51 PM):Not.
Sunstreaker (9:12:52 PM):Hurt them.
Sunstreaker (9:13:00 PM):Or I will hurt you.
Sunstreaker (9:13:06 PM):Are
we clear?
Sunstreaker (9:13:16 PM):::Scary Seeker is scary::
Skywarp (9:15:16 PM):*oh that was better than expected- wait.* ... How do you define hurt?
Sunstreaker (9:23:42 PM):::scary, scary Lambo grin::
Sunstreaker (9:23:48 PM):Well.
Sunstreaker (9:23:54 PM):Remember that one battle? In Ka-tet? Where we ambushed you?
Sunstreaker (9:23:59 PM):[I make shit up like whoa]
Skywarp (9:26:13 PM):... sort of. Why?
Sunstreaker (9:26:39 PM):I was screwing around then.
Sunstreaker (9:26:44 PM):Just playing.
Sunstreaker (9:26:48 PM):I'm not now.
Sunstreaker (9:26:52 PM):Capiche?
Skywarp (9:28:58 PM):*frowns and crosses his arms* No, I'm serious, what 'boundaries' am I not allowed to cross here? *makes little quatation marks in the air* Because I'm not going to have you coming around to kick my ass if I do something out of bounds.
Sunstreaker (9:29:27 PM):You treat them with kid gloves.
Sunstreaker (9:29:55 PM):Don't y'know. Make them cry or anything.
Sunstreaker (9:30:21 PM):By being a rust-crotch.
Sunstreaker (9:30:55 PM):I mean, obviously, if you tell Bumblebee you're not sharing Thundercracker with him, he's not going to be happy.
Sunstreaker (9:31:30 PM):But if you go in there and say, "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY MAN, YOU PROSTITOT," we're going to have a problem.
Skywarp (9:32:56 PM):... *snickers a little* Sunny, even /I/'m not that bad... normally.
Skywarp (9:33:11 PM):*embarassed wing wilt*
Sunstreaker (9:33:15 PM):They're not like most mechs.
Sunstreaker (9:33:49 PM):Somehow, you two managed to pick up the two most...not-jaded mechs in the entire. Slagging. Army.
Sunstreaker (9:34:07 PM):So while you're not that bad when dealing with normal people...
Sunstreaker (9:35:35 PM):[If they ever find this log, I'd like to say Sunny's opinion on them is quite different from mine. Please do not rip my head off/never speak to me again. Feel free to do anything not-permanent to Sunny. Remember, Ratchet can bring back the dead.]
Sunstreaker (9:36:14 PM):They're special.
Sunstreaker (9:36:14 PM):Keep that in mind.
Skywarp (9:40:08 PM):*nods with a little wry smile making its way onto his face* Yeah. I'll try to keep it in mind...
Sunstreaker (9:40:46 PM):You will keep in in mind.
Skywarp (9:41:20 PM):*he'd go further, because he'd never hurt Fireflight, but... Bee's a sticky situation that he's got no idea about*
Skywarp (9:41:48 PM):*instead, he settles for looking distinctly uncomfortable and fidgetty*
Sunstreaker (9:42:14 PM):Do we have an understanding?
Skywarp (9:42:22 PM):*nods* Yeah, makes sense to me.
Sunstreaker (9:42:52 PM):::aaand complete one-eighty back to loveable idiot::
Sunstreaker (9:44:40 PM):So. Starscream and Skyfire ever figure out who did it?
Skywarp (9:45:32 PM):*he responds to the change in atmosphere by relaxing and slouching back into his retarded moron persona as well*
Skywarp (9:45:47 PM):Naah. I think they think it was Megatron, considering their... current predicament.
Sunstreaker (9:45:56 PM):Current predicament?
Skywarp (9:46:42 PM):*snickers* Megatron went and slaggin' welded all the doors to their place shut, then cut all the electricity off.
Skywarp (9:46:59 PM):You could hear the screaming from almost half a mile away.
Skywarp (9:47:21 PM):*okay, maybe not that far away, but no one ever said that Skywarp wasn't going to embellish details*
Sunstreaker (9:47:31 PM):Why?
Skywarp (9:48:22 PM):Because all the lights got cut, and I think they were experimenting or something because there was this really loud boom sound. *grins*
Sunstreaker (9:48:35 PM):Why did he cut the power?
Skywarp (9:49:05 PM):*shrugs* To make it even more crazy for them? I dunno. It's Megatron.
Sunstreaker (9:49:16 PM):True, true
Skywarp (9:52:53 PM):*nods* Yeah... it was pretty damn funny though. *grin*
Sunstreaker (9:53:12 PM):Messing with Starscream is always funny.
Skywarp (9:54:12 PM):Oh totally... although messing with people in general is fun
Sunstreaker (9:54:25 PM):But he's got the best reactions.
Skywarp (9:56:12 PM):But have you ever tried pranking a conehead? *eager grin* Ramjet just came down to Earth, you know. He's a real glitch head.
Sunstreaker (9:56:21 PM):Depends.
Sunstreaker (9:56:29 PM):Does Powerglide count?
Skywarp (9:56:31 PM):And then... don't you wanna know what the
new brother of Prime's is like when he gets pranked?
Skywarp (9:56:40 PM):... Powerglide? Little red slagger?
Skywarp (9:56:57 PM):... is he ornery and nasty and stuck up like all hell?
Sunstreaker (9:57:04 PM):Yep.
Sunstreaker (9:57:27 PM):Thinks he's Primus's gift to femmes and the air.
Skywarp (9:59:32 PM):Oh Ramjet's not Primus' gift to femmes... he just things that everything's made for hitting. It's psycho! He just flies into things all the time, then gets pissy when you remind him that jets're supposed to shoot hings, not crash.
Skywarp (9:59:35 PM):*ranty rant rant*
Sunstreaker (9:59:49 PM):Wow.
Sunstreaker (9:59:55 PM):Sounds like Air Raid.
Sunstreaker (10:00:17 PM):Only Air Raid generally just plays chicken, then shoots you when you lose.
Sunstreaker (10:00:42 PM):And I don't think Air Raid could get pissy if he tried.
Sunstreaker (10:00:49 PM):He's like Sideswipe. With wings. Sunstreaker (10:00:55 PM):So what can we do to Ramjet
Skywarp (10:02:39 PM):*SHRUGS* Dunno. Nothin' now, he's still settling in, so he's twitchy. We've gotta let him get comfortable before we do anything...
Sunstreaker (10:02:56 PM):True, true.
Skywarp (10:03:02 PM):*glances to the side* On that topic ... fixed things up with Sideswipe yet?
Skywarp (10:03:11 PM):*he's gonna keep poking. Oh yes, he will*
Sunstreaker (10:03:14 PM):Haven't seen him around.
Sunstreaker (10:03:17 PM):Surprise surprise.
Sunstreaker (10:03:37 PM):It's only been, oh, FIVE MONTHS.
Skywarp (10:04:24 PM):... and you haven't been worried at all about whether or not he's alive?
Skywarp (10:04:29 PM):*sort of ... raises an eyebrow*
Sunstreaker (10:04:43 PM):I'd know if he was dead.
Skywarp (10:15:35 PM):... really?
Sunstreaker (10:15:49 PM):Yep.
Skywarp (10:16:49 PM):How's that work?
Sunstreaker (10:17:03 PM):::shrug:: I'd know.
Skywarp (10:19:39 PM):Is it the twin thing?
Sunstreaker (10:19:50 PM):Yep.
Skywarp (10:20:20 PM):Oh...
Skywarp (10:20:29 PM):Why'd you two break up, anyway?
Sunstreaker (10:21:04 PM):So.
Skywarp (10:22:33 PM):*raises an eyebrow*
Skywarp (10:22:48 PM):*presenting Skywarp the relationships councillor*
Sunstreaker (10:22:53 PM):Drink?
Skywarp (10:24:11 PM):Is that what it's gonna take to get the story outta you?
Sunstreaker (10:24:22 PM):[I really have nothing against Siders-mun]
Sunstreaker (10:24:40 PM):There is no story. ::shrug:: He just...
Sunstreaker (10:24:46 PM):Stopped caring, I guess.
Skywarp (10:25:15 PM):Uh-huh. *really doesn't believe this*
Sunstreaker (10:25:50 PM):He did.
Skywarp (10:26:41 PM):How do you just suddenly decide to stop caring about your brother?
Sunstreaker (10:26:50 PM):I don't know.
Sunstreaker (10:27:02 PM):But I haven't heard a peep from him in five months
Skywarp (10:29:28 PM):... you gone lookin' for him?
Sunstreaker (10:29:38 PM):Why should I?
Sunstreaker (10:29:45 PM):Obviously, he doesn't care.
Skywarp (10:30:21 PM):*shrugs* if TC'd said that a couple months ago, I'd be a really unhappy mech right now
Sunstreaker (10:30:24 PM):[Please leave your common sense behind. Failure to do so may result in headaches and slapping Sunny]
Sunstreaker (10:30:38 PM):You were in outer space.
Sunstreaker (10:30:46 PM):He's walking around the base.
Sunstreaker (10:31:31 PM):[Also, standard disclaimer: Feel free to do anything to Sunny that isn't unexpected and permanent.]
Sunstreaker (10:31:44 PM):[He is a giant robot and Ratchet can bring back the dead.]
Sunstreaker (10:32:06 PM):[He also has an insanely high armour rating according to his tech specs]
Sunstreaker (10:32:19 PM):And I have too.
Sunstreaker (10:32:30 PM):And I haven't said anything to him in five months.
Sunstreaker (10:32:43 PM):If he cared, he would have least asked why.
Skywarp (10:34:15 PM):... did you ever think that maybe he's thinking the exact same thing?
Skywarp (10:34:45 PM):I mean... playing hard to get's sorta hard when both people are doing it
Sunstreaker (10:35:26 PM):He's not.
Sunstreaker (10:35:36 PM):First of all, he doesn't think.
Skywarp (10:37:27 PM):... *mutters* Sounds like someone I know.
Sunstreaker (10:37:38 PM):Who?
Sunstreaker (10:37:41 PM):You?
Skywarp (10:38:24 PM):Well I was talkin' about you, moron, but... yeah, that too, why not?
Sunstreaker (10:38:45 PM):Second of all, he doesn't do things like that
Skywarp (10:40:57 PM):Like what?
Sunstreaker (10:41:10 PM):Not talk to people.
Sunstreaker (10:41:27 PM):I can't --couldn't-- get him to shut up half the damned time
Skywarp (10:42:10 PM):and the other half the time?
Skywarp (10:42:18 PM):*now he's just being a bitch*
Sunstreaker (10:42:25 PM):I smacked him.\
Skywarp (10:51:33 PM):. . .
Skywarp (10:51:36 PM):*guffaws*
Sunstreaker (10:51:51 PM):Wha~at?
Skywarp (10:53:06 PM):sorry, I was expecting something else, I guess
Skywarp (10:53:08 PM):*evil grin*
Sunstreaker (10:53:21 PM):That is an evil grin
Skywarp (10:53:40 PM):Yeah?
Sunstreaker (10:53:56 PM):Why are you grinning evilly?
Skywarp (10:54:07 PM):You don't wanna know.
Sunstreaker (10:54:12 PM):Yes I do
Skywarp (10:54:54 PM):You know. *shrugs* Sometimes TC shuts me up using his mouth. Works better'n whacking me.
Skywarp (10:54:58 PM):*flippant*
Sunstreaker (10:55:22 PM):::icily:: I bet.
Skywarp (10:56:44 PM):It was a pretty funny mental image. *snickers*
Skywarp (10:56:50 PM):*totally unashamed, whut*
Sunstreaker (10:56:57 PM):The bossman kissing you?
Sunstreaker (10:57:05 PM):::thick Sunny is thick::
Skywarp (10:57:14 PM):No. You shutting your brother up the same way.
Sunstreaker (10:57:28 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
Skywarp (10:57:39 PM):Hey, it'd work.
Sunstreaker (10:57:47 PM):::screechy as hell. Starscream could take lessons.::
Skywarp (10:57:54 PM):*ponders* Actually, some people thing you two do that, you know.
Sunstreaker (10:57:58 PM):WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Sunstreaker (10:58:03 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Skywarp (10:58:03 PM):There was a giant betting pool back in the day.
t color="#cc9900">Sunstreaker (10:58:14 PM):YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD.
Sunstreaker (10:58:16 PM):SICK!
Sunstreaker (10:58:20 PM):SICK!!!
Skywarp (10:58:21 PM):*who knows if there was, he just wants to hear Sunny scream*
Skywarp (10:58:43 PM):Apparently so are the rest of my Decepticon comrades.
Sunstreaker (10:58:57 PM):::flailing around and generally making an ass of himself::
Skywarp (10:59:03 PM):You two seriously never did it?
Sunstreaker (10:59:05 PM):YOU ALL ARE SICK
Sunstreaker (10:59:09 PM):NO!
Skywarp (10:59:15 PM):I mean, you were hanging all over each other back then
Sunstreaker (10:59:16 PM):WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA?????????
Sunstreaker (10:59:20 PM):WE WERE NOT
Skywarp (10:59:25 PM):so, like, it wasn't too far of a leap of logic.
Sunstreaker (10:59:46 PM):WE WERE NOT HANGING ALL OVER EACH OTHER
Sunstreaker (10:59:50 PM):YOU WERE HALLUCINATING
Skywarp (10:59:50 PM):Oh c'mon.
Sunstreaker (11:00:05 PM):C'MON?
Skywarp (11:00:08 PM):You
two totally acted like you were humping.
Sunstreaker (11:00:10 PM):C'MON???
Sunstreaker (11:00:20 PM):IF WE WERE HUMPING I'D THINK I WOULD HAVE NOTICED.
Skywarp (11:00:43 PM):You'd think, wouldn't you?
Sunstreaker (11:00:59 PM):YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.
Sunstreaker (11:01:02 PM):AND...SICK
Sunstreaker (11:01:05 PM):I HATE YOU.
Sunstreaker (11:01:09 PM):I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
Sunstreaker (11:01:45 PM):GO DIE SOMEWHERE.
Skywarp (11:01:51 PM):*pats him consolingly on a shoulder*
Sunstreaker (11:01:52 PM):YOU ARE SO GROSS.
Sunstreaker (11:02:01 PM):DON'T TOUCH ME. WHAT IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?
Skywarp (11:02:02 PM):Well, now you know what people are thinking if you see them looking at you funny.
Skywarp (11:02:07 PM):*happy innocent smile*
Sunstreaker (11:02:15 PM):I HATE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN EVER EXPRESS
Skywarp (11:02:48 PM):Aww, hate turns into love so easy, though. *mock leers*
Sunstreaker (11:03:25 PM):I DO NOT LOVE YOU
Sunstreaker (11:03:31 PM):I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
Sunstreaker (11:03:36 PM):I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
Sunstreaker (11:03:47 PM):IF I COULD KILL YOU WITH PURE HATE, YOU WOULD BE DEAD.
Skywarp (11:04:44 PM):*laughs and starts to walk back into base* Yeah yeah, sure. Of co~urse.
Skywarp (11:04:51 PM):*manages to make this sound vaguely sexual*
Sunstreaker (11:05:34 PM):YOU ARE A PERVERT AND A CROSS-WIRED AFT-FACE AND I WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN SPARKED AND YOU ARE SICK AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE
Sunstreaker (11:05:44 PM):WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?
Skywarp (11:06:48 PM):*doesn't even turn around because he knows Sunny will just get more angry that way* Oh, you know. Inside? I mean, given a choice between listening to you short circuit or gettin' myself some energon and interface, I'll choose the second one, thanks.
Sunstreaker (11:07:30 PM):YOU BETTER NOT GO INTERFACE WITH THE WINGLING AND INFECT YOU WITH YOUR SICK SICK JOLLIES
Sunstreaker (11:07:39 PM):HE'S GOT BROTHERS
Sunstreaker (11:07:42 PM):OH, HELL
Sunstreaker (11:07:47 PM):YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
Sunstreaker (11:07:50 PM):AND NOW YOU DO.
Skywarp (11:07:51 PM):Wingling? You mean Fireflight?
Sunstreaker (11:08:01 PM):Huh? Yeah.
Sunstreaker (11:08:06 PM):He's got wings.
Sunstreaker (11:08:16 PM):[Derailed!]
Skywarp (11:08:17 PM):Yeah, but so do I ... and Tracks... and people
Skywarp (11:08:24 PM):... and I already knew that he has brothers
Sunstreaker (11:08:32 PM):So?
Skywarp (11:08:33 PM):*just for kicks* ... do you think gestalts actually do each other? I mean, I know the Combaticons...
Skywarp (11:10:30 PM):well.
Skywarp (11:10:36 PM):they do some crazy shit.
Sunstreaker (11:10:46 PM):I've never asked.
Skywarp (11:11:36 PM):*grins* I guess you wouldn't
Skywarp (11:11:58 PM):*pauses*
Sunstreaker (11:12:00 PM):I have better things to think about than who's plugging into who
Skywarp (11:12:32 PM):*inspiration* Hey, maybe he's avoiding you because of the sexual tension.
Sunstreaker (11:12:54 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Skywarp (11:13:00 PM):You know, like, he doesn't want to break down and confess his never-dying love to you in the middle of a field or something?
Sunstreaker (11:13:06 PM):HOW DARE YOU CAST ASPERATIONS ON MY BROTHER LIKE THAT
Sunstreaker (11:13:07 PM):??????
Sunstreaker (11:13:16 PM):WHATEVER THE FUCK AN ASPERATION IS
Sunstreaker (11:13:25 PM):HE WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Skywarp (11:13:27 PM):... slagged if I know
Skywarp (11:13:30 PM):... oh yeah?
Skywarp (11:13:34 PM):*griiin*
Sunstreaker (11:13:44 PM):YES!
Sunstreaker (11:13:53 PM):WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET SUCH AN IDEA
Skywarp (11:14:17 PM):... you?
Skywarp (11:14:21 PM):I mean, you're acting like a jilted lover/
Sunstreaker (11:14:58 PM):I AM NOT!
Sunstreaker (11:15:20 PM):WHAT ON PRIMUS'S SHINY EARTH WOULD MAKE YOU COME UP WITH THAT?
Skywarp (11:15:22 PM):... Are too.
Skywarp (11:15:44 PM):You're pouty and moody and all "HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!" *waves his hands around in an overly dramatic manner*
Skywarp (11:15:46 PM):Jilted.
Skywarp (11:15:47 PM):Lover.
Sunstreaker (11:15:55 PM):I AM NOT
Sunstreaker (11:16:16 PM):YOU HAVE ICK-CEST ON THE PROCESSOR
Sunstreaker (11:16:37 PM):::continuing to make a GIANT FUCKING ASS of himself::
Sunstreaker (11:16:55 PM):WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
Skywarp (11:18:52 PM):... your mopey face.
Skywarp (11:19:10 PM):Seriously, are you even getting /laid/ on a regular basis?
Skywarp (11:19:37 PM):... because if you aren't, I'll totally let you take Bee of my hands for a bit
Skywarp (11:19:41 PM):I don't think he'd mind really
Skywarp (11:20:05 PM):*he'd totally lock them both in a closet somewhere too*
Sunstreaker (11:22:12 PM):IT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS HOW OFTEN I GET LAID
Sunstreaker (11:22:27 PM):AND SLEEPING WITH 'BEE WOULD BE WORSE THAN SLEEPING WITH SIDERS
Sunstreaker (11:22:33 PM):I'M NOT A PEDO BEAR
Skywarp (11:24:10 PM):... maybe I should just lock the three of you in a room and le you guys work out your issues
Skywarp (11:24:22 PM):obviously there's some serious sexual tension here
Sunstreaker (11:24:24 PM):NO YOU SHOULDN'T
Skywarp (11:24:24 PM):*deadpan*
Sunstreaker (11:24:28 PM):THERE IS NO SEXUAL TENSION
Sunstreaker (11:24:34 PM):YOU ARE SEEING THINGS,
Sunstreaker (11:24:41 PM):THINGS THAT DON'T EXSIST.
Skywarp (11:24:55 PM):Uh-huh, sure.
Sunstreaker (11:25:19 PM):PROVE IT
Sunstreaker (11:25:22 PM):YOU CAN'T
Sunstreaker (11:25:26 PM):CAN'T PROVE IT
Sunstreaker (11:25:29 PM):IT'S NOT REAL
Skywarp (11:25:55 PM):[can I actually lock
Skywarp (11:26:09 PM):...
Skywarp (11:26:12 PM):*raised eyebrow*
Skywarp (11:26:18 PM):*he needs no words, just his accusing look*
Skywarp (11:26:19 PM): Uh-huh.
Sunny goes to threaten Warp and give him the big brother talk and somehow things turn to his supposedly incestuous relationships with Sideswipe and/or Bee.
Really.
Skywarp (9:06:47 PM):*Skywarp lands on the strip near the base after a nice glide around the base to clear his head. Things have been a little boring lately.* Hope something interesting'll happen soon. *Famous. Last. Words.*
Sunstreaker (9:07:33 PM):YOU!
Sunstreaker (9:07:38 PM):::stalk stalk stalk::
Sunstreaker (9:07:48 PM):::and it's not a crazy angry stalk::
Sunstreaker (9:08:03 PM):::it's a dead serious professional stalk::
Skywarp (9:08:33 PM):*starts and turns, face flickering through worry, recognition, then settling into confusion* Me?
Sunstreaker (9:08:41 PM):You.
Sunstreaker (9:08:53 PM):We need to...talk.
Skywarp (9:09:55 PM):*his wings dip a bit in consternation* Talk?
Sunstreaker (9:10:12 PM):Yes.
Sunstreaker (9:10:15 PM):Talk.
Sunstreaker (9:10:23 PM):About Bumblebee.
Sunstreaker (9:10:26 PM):And Fireflight.
Sunstreaker (9:10:38 PM):And how you're going to treat them.
Skywarp (9:11:55 PM):*he's staring at Sunny with dread filtering into his optics. This, my friends, is the purest 'deer in the headlights' look that you may ever see* O... kay ...?
Sunstreaker (9:12:11 PM):Whatever you do with them.
Sunstreaker (9:12:29 PM):I don't care if you never want to see Fireflight again, and I don't care if you send Bumblebee packing.
Sunstreaker (9:12:40 PM):I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
Sunstreaker (9:12:44 PM):But.
Sunstreaker (9:12:47 PM):You will.
Sunstreaker (9:12:51 PM):Not.
Sunstreaker (9:12:52 PM):Hurt them.
Sunstreaker (9:13:00 PM):Or I will hurt you.
Sunstreaker (9:13:06 PM):Are
we clear?
Sunstreaker (9:13:16 PM):::Scary Seeker is scary::
Skywarp (9:15:16 PM):*oh that was better than expected- wait.* ... How do you define hurt?
Sunstreaker (9:23:42 PM):::scary, scary Lambo grin::
Sunstreaker (9:23:48 PM):Well.
Sunstreaker (9:23:54 PM):Remember that one battle? In Ka-tet? Where we ambushed you?
Sunstreaker (9:23:59 PM):[I make shit up like whoa]
Skywarp (9:26:13 PM):... sort of. Why?
Sunstreaker (9:26:39 PM):I was screwing around then.
Sunstreaker (9:26:44 PM):Just playing.
Sunstreaker (9:26:48 PM):I'm not now.
Sunstreaker (9:26:52 PM):Capiche?
Skywarp (9:28:58 PM):*frowns and crosses his arms* No, I'm serious, what 'boundaries' am I not allowed to cross here? *makes little quatation marks in the air* Because I'm not going to have you coming around to kick my ass if I do something out of bounds.
Sunstreaker (9:29:27 PM):You treat them with kid gloves.
Sunstreaker (9:29:55 PM):Don't y'know. Make them cry or anything.
Sunstreaker (9:30:21 PM):By being a rust-crotch.
Sunstreaker (9:30:55 PM):I mean, obviously, if you tell Bumblebee you're not sharing Thundercracker with him, he's not going to be happy.
Sunstreaker (9:31:30 PM):But if you go in there and say, "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY MAN, YOU PROSTITOT," we're going to have a problem.
Skywarp (9:32:56 PM):... *snickers a little* Sunny, even /I/'m not that bad... normally.
Skywarp (9:33:11 PM):*embarassed wing wilt*
Sunstreaker (9:33:15 PM):They're not like most mechs.
Sunstreaker (9:33:49 PM):Somehow, you two managed to pick up the two most...not-jaded mechs in the entire. Slagging. Army.
Sunstreaker (9:34:07 PM):So while you're not that bad when dealing with normal people...
Sunstreaker (9:35:35 PM):[If they ever find this log, I'd like to say Sunny's opinion on them is quite different from mine. Please do not rip my head off/never speak to me again. Feel free to do anything not-permanent to Sunny. Remember, Ratchet can bring back the dead.]
Sunstreaker (9:36:14 PM):They're special.
Sunstreaker (9:36:14 PM):Keep that in mind.
Skywarp (9:40:08 PM):*nods with a little wry smile making its way onto his face* Yeah. I'll try to keep it in mind...
Sunstreaker (9:40:46 PM):You will keep in in mind.
Skywarp (9:41:20 PM):*he'd go further, because he'd never hurt Fireflight, but... Bee's a sticky situation that he's got no idea about*
Skywarp (9:41:48 PM):*instead, he settles for looking distinctly uncomfortable and fidgetty*
Sunstreaker (9:42:14 PM):Do we have an understanding?
Skywarp (9:42:22 PM):*nods* Yeah, makes sense to me.
Sunstreaker (9:42:52 PM):::aaand complete one-eighty back to loveable idiot::
Sunstreaker (9:44:40 PM):So. Starscream and Skyfire ever figure out who did it?
Skywarp (9:45:32 PM):*he responds to the change in atmosphere by relaxing and slouching back into his retarded moron persona as well*
Skywarp (9:45:47 PM):Naah. I think they think it was Megatron, considering their... current predicament.
Sunstreaker (9:45:56 PM):Current predicament?
Skywarp (9:46:42 PM):*snickers* Megatron went and slaggin' welded all the doors to their place shut, then cut all the electricity off.
Skywarp (9:46:59 PM):You could hear the screaming from almost half a mile away.
Skywarp (9:47:21 PM):*okay, maybe not that far away, but no one ever said that Skywarp wasn't going to embellish details*
Sunstreaker (9:47:31 PM):Why?
Skywarp (9:48:22 PM):Because all the lights got cut, and I think they were experimenting or something because there was this really loud boom sound. *grins*
Sunstreaker (9:48:35 PM):Why did he cut the power?
Skywarp (9:49:05 PM):*shrugs* To make it even more crazy for them? I dunno. It's Megatron.
Sunstreaker (9:49:16 PM):True, true
Skywarp (9:52:53 PM):*nods* Yeah... it was pretty damn funny though. *grin*
Sunstreaker (9:53:12 PM):Messing with Starscream is always funny.
Skywarp (9:54:12 PM):Oh totally... although messing with people in general is fun
Sunstreaker (9:54:25 PM):But he's got the best reactions.
Skywarp (9:56:12 PM):But have you ever tried pranking a conehead? *eager grin* Ramjet just came down to Earth, you know. He's a real glitch head.
Sunstreaker (9:56:21 PM):Depends.
Sunstreaker (9:56:29 PM):Does Powerglide count?
Skywarp (9:56:31 PM):And then... don't you wanna know what the
new brother of Prime's is like when he gets pranked?
Skywarp (9:56:40 PM):... Powerglide? Little red slagger?
Skywarp (9:56:57 PM):... is he ornery and nasty and stuck up like all hell?
Sunstreaker (9:57:04 PM):Yep.
Sunstreaker (9:57:27 PM):Thinks he's Primus's gift to femmes and the air.
Skywarp (9:59:32 PM):Oh Ramjet's not Primus' gift to femmes... he just things that everything's made for hitting. It's psycho! He just flies into things all the time, then gets pissy when you remind him that jets're supposed to shoot hings, not crash.
Skywarp (9:59:35 PM):*ranty rant rant*
Sunstreaker (9:59:49 PM):Wow.
Sunstreaker (9:59:55 PM):Sounds like Air Raid.
Sunstreaker (10:00:17 PM):Only Air Raid generally just plays chicken, then shoots you when you lose.
Sunstreaker (10:00:42 PM):And I don't think Air Raid could get pissy if he tried.
Sunstreaker (10:00:49 PM):He's like Sideswipe. With wings. Sunstreaker (10:00:55 PM):So what can we do to Ramjet
Skywarp (10:02:39 PM):*SHRUGS* Dunno. Nothin' now, he's still settling in, so he's twitchy. We've gotta let him get comfortable before we do anything...
Sunstreaker (10:02:56 PM):True, true.
Skywarp (10:03:02 PM):*glances to the side* On that topic ... fixed things up with Sideswipe yet?
Skywarp (10:03:11 PM):*he's gonna keep poking. Oh yes, he will*
Sunstreaker (10:03:14 PM):Haven't seen him around.
Sunstreaker (10:03:17 PM):Surprise surprise.
Sunstreaker (10:03:37 PM):It's only been, oh, FIVE MONTHS.
Skywarp (10:04:24 PM):... and you haven't been worried at all about whether or not he's alive?
Skywarp (10:04:29 PM):*sort of ... raises an eyebrow*
Sunstreaker (10:04:43 PM):I'd know if he was dead.
Skywarp (10:15:35 PM):... really?
Sunstreaker (10:15:49 PM):Yep.
Skywarp (10:16:49 PM):How's that work?
Sunstreaker (10:17:03 PM):::shrug:: I'd know.
Skywarp (10:19:39 PM):Is it the twin thing?
Sunstreaker (10:19:50 PM):Yep.
Skywarp (10:20:20 PM):Oh...
Skywarp (10:20:29 PM):Why'd you two break up, anyway?
Sunstreaker (10:21:04 PM):So.
Skywarp (10:22:33 PM):*raises an eyebrow*
Skywarp (10:22:48 PM):*presenting Skywarp the relationships councillor*
Sunstreaker (10:22:53 PM):Drink?
Skywarp (10:24:11 PM):Is that what it's gonna take to get the story outta you?
Sunstreaker (10:24:22 PM):[I really have nothing against Siders-mun]
Sunstreaker (10:24:40 PM):There is no story. ::shrug:: He just...
Sunstreaker (10:24:46 PM):Stopped caring, I guess.
Skywarp (10:25:15 PM):Uh-huh. *really doesn't believe this*
Sunstreaker (10:25:50 PM):He did.
Skywarp (10:26:41 PM):How do you just suddenly decide to stop caring about your brother?
Sunstreaker (10:26:50 PM):I don't know.
Sunstreaker (10:27:02 PM):But I haven't heard a peep from him in five months
Skywarp (10:29:28 PM):... you gone lookin' for him?
Sunstreaker (10:29:38 PM):Why should I?
Sunstreaker (10:29:45 PM):Obviously, he doesn't care.
Skywarp (10:30:21 PM):*shrugs* if TC'd said that a couple months ago, I'd be a really unhappy mech right now
Sunstreaker (10:30:24 PM):[Please leave your common sense behind. Failure to do so may result in headaches and slapping Sunny]
Sunstreaker (10:30:38 PM):You were in outer space.
Sunstreaker (10:30:46 PM):He's walking around the base.
Sunstreaker (10:31:31 PM):[Also, standard disclaimer: Feel free to do anything to Sunny that isn't unexpected and permanent.]
Sunstreaker (10:31:44 PM):[He is a giant robot and Ratchet can bring back the dead.]
Sunstreaker (10:32:06 PM):[He also has an insanely high armour rating according to his tech specs]
Sunstreaker (10:32:19 PM):And I have too.
Sunstreaker (10:32:30 PM):And I haven't said anything to him in five months.
Sunstreaker (10:32:43 PM):If he cared, he would have least asked why.
Skywarp (10:34:15 PM):... did you ever think that maybe he's thinking the exact same thing?
Skywarp (10:34:45 PM):I mean... playing hard to get's sorta hard when both people are doing it
Sunstreaker (10:35:26 PM):He's not.
Sunstreaker (10:35:36 PM):First of all, he doesn't think.
Skywarp (10:37:27 PM):... *mutters* Sounds like someone I know.
Sunstreaker (10:37:38 PM):Who?
Sunstreaker (10:37:41 PM):You?
Skywarp (10:38:24 PM):Well I was talkin' about you, moron, but... yeah, that too, why not?
Sunstreaker (10:38:45 PM):Second of all, he doesn't do things like that
Skywarp (10:40:57 PM):Like what?
Sunstreaker (10:41:10 PM):Not talk to people.
Sunstreaker (10:41:27 PM):I can't --couldn't-- get him to shut up half the damned time
Skywarp (10:42:10 PM):and the other half the time?
Skywarp (10:42:18 PM):*now he's just being a bitch*
Sunstreaker (10:42:25 PM):I smacked him.\
Skywarp (10:51:33 PM):. . .
Skywarp (10:51:36 PM):*guffaws*
Sunstreaker (10:51:51 PM):Wha~at?
Skywarp (10:53:06 PM):sorry, I was expecting something else, I guess
Skywarp (10:53:08 PM):*evil grin*
Sunstreaker (10:53:21 PM):That is an evil grin
Skywarp (10:53:40 PM):Yeah?
Sunstreaker (10:53:56 PM):Why are you grinning evilly?
Skywarp (10:54:07 PM):You don't wanna know.
Sunstreaker (10:54:12 PM):Yes I do
Skywarp (10:54:54 PM):You know. *shrugs* Sometimes TC shuts me up using his mouth. Works better'n whacking me.
Skywarp (10:54:58 PM):*flippant*
Sunstreaker (10:55:22 PM):::icily:: I bet.
Skywarp (10:56:44 PM):It was a pretty funny mental image. *snickers*
Skywarp (10:56:50 PM):*totally unashamed, whut*
Sunstreaker (10:56:57 PM):The bossman kissing you?
Sunstreaker (10:57:05 PM):::thick Sunny is thick::
Skywarp (10:57:14 PM):No. You shutting your brother up the same way.
Sunstreaker (10:57:28 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
Skywarp (10:57:39 PM):Hey, it'd work.
Sunstreaker (10:57:47 PM):::screechy as hell. Starscream could take lessons.::
Skywarp (10:57:54 PM):*ponders* Actually, some people thing you two do that, you know.
Sunstreaker (10:57:58 PM):WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Sunstreaker (10:58:03 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Skywarp (10:58:03 PM):There was a giant betting pool back in the day.
t color="#cc9900">Sunstreaker (10:58:14 PM):YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD.
Sunstreaker (10:58:16 PM):SICK!
Sunstreaker (10:58:20 PM):SICK!!!
Skywarp (10:58:21 PM):*who knows if there was, he just wants to hear Sunny scream*
Skywarp (10:58:43 PM):Apparently so are the rest of my Decepticon comrades.
Sunstreaker (10:58:57 PM):::flailing around and generally making an ass of himself::
Skywarp (10:59:03 PM):You two seriously never did it?
Sunstreaker (10:59:05 PM):YOU ALL ARE SICK
Sunstreaker (10:59:09 PM):NO!
Skywarp (10:59:15 PM):I mean, you were hanging all over each other back then
Sunstreaker (10:59:16 PM):WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA?????????
Sunstreaker (10:59:20 PM):WE WERE NOT
Skywarp (10:59:25 PM):so, like, it wasn't too far of a leap of logic.
Sunstreaker (10:59:46 PM):WE WERE NOT HANGING ALL OVER EACH OTHER
Sunstreaker (10:59:50 PM):YOU WERE HALLUCINATING
Skywarp (10:59:50 PM):Oh c'mon.
Sunstreaker (11:00:05 PM):C'MON?
Skywarp (11:00:08 PM):You
two totally acted like you were humping.
Sunstreaker (11:00:10 PM):C'MON???
Sunstreaker (11:00:20 PM):IF WE WERE HUMPING I'D THINK I WOULD HAVE NOTICED.
Skywarp (11:00:43 PM):You'd think, wouldn't you?
Sunstreaker (11:00:59 PM):YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.
Sunstreaker (11:01:02 PM):AND...SICK
Sunstreaker (11:01:05 PM):I HATE YOU.
Sunstreaker (11:01:09 PM):I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
Sunstreaker (11:01:45 PM):GO DIE SOMEWHERE.
Skywarp (11:01:51 PM):*pats him consolingly on a shoulder*
Sunstreaker (11:01:52 PM):YOU ARE SO GROSS.
Sunstreaker (11:02:01 PM):DON'T TOUCH ME. WHAT IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?
Skywarp (11:02:02 PM):Well, now you know what people are thinking if you see them looking at you funny.
Skywarp (11:02:07 PM):*happy innocent smile*
Sunstreaker (11:02:15 PM):I HATE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN EVER EXPRESS
Skywarp (11:02:48 PM):Aww, hate turns into love so easy, though. *mock leers*
Sunstreaker (11:03:25 PM):I DO NOT LOVE YOU
Sunstreaker (11:03:31 PM):I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
Sunstreaker (11:03:36 PM):I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
Sunstreaker (11:03:47 PM):IF I COULD KILL YOU WITH PURE HATE, YOU WOULD BE DEAD.
Skywarp (11:04:44 PM):*laughs and starts to walk back into base* Yeah yeah, sure. Of co~urse.
Skywarp (11:04:51 PM):*manages to make this sound vaguely sexual*
Sunstreaker (11:05:34 PM):YOU ARE A PERVERT AND A CROSS-WIRED AFT-FACE AND I WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN SPARKED AND YOU ARE SICK AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE
Sunstreaker (11:05:44 PM):WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?
Skywarp (11:06:48 PM):*doesn't even turn around because he knows Sunny will just get more angry that way* Oh, you know. Inside? I mean, given a choice between listening to you short circuit or gettin' myself some energon and interface, I'll choose the second one, thanks.
Sunstreaker (11:07:30 PM):YOU BETTER NOT GO INTERFACE WITH THE WINGLING AND INFECT YOU WITH YOUR SICK SICK JOLLIES
Sunstreaker (11:07:39 PM):HE'S GOT BROTHERS
Sunstreaker (11:07:42 PM):OH, HELL
Sunstreaker (11:07:47 PM):YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
Sunstreaker (11:07:50 PM):AND NOW YOU DO.
Skywarp (11:07:51 PM):Wingling? You mean Fireflight?
Sunstreaker (11:08:01 PM):Huh? Yeah.
Sunstreaker (11:08:06 PM):He's got wings.
Sunstreaker (11:08:16 PM):[Derailed!]
Skywarp (11:08:17 PM):Yeah, but so do I ... and Tracks... and people
Skywarp (11:08:24 PM):... and I already knew that he has brothers
Sunstreaker (11:08:32 PM):So?
Skywarp (11:08:33 PM):*just for kicks* ... do you think gestalts actually do each other? I mean, I know the Combaticons...
Skywarp (11:10:30 PM):well.
Skywarp (11:10:36 PM):they do some crazy shit.
Sunstreaker (11:10:46 PM):I've never asked.
Skywarp (11:11:36 PM):*grins* I guess you wouldn't
Skywarp (11:11:58 PM):*pauses*
Sunstreaker (11:12:00 PM):I have better things to think about than who's plugging into who
Skywarp (11:12:32 PM):*inspiration* Hey, maybe he's avoiding you because of the sexual tension.
Sunstreaker (11:12:54 PM):WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Skywarp (11:13:00 PM):You know, like, he doesn't want to break down and confess his never-dying love to you in the middle of a field or something?
Sunstreaker (11:13:06 PM):HOW DARE YOU CAST ASPERATIONS ON MY BROTHER LIKE THAT
Sunstreaker (11:13:07 PM):??????
Sunstreaker (11:13:16 PM):WHATEVER THE FUCK AN ASPERATION IS
Sunstreaker (11:13:25 PM):HE WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Skywarp (11:13:27 PM):... slagged if I know
Skywarp (11:13:30 PM):... oh yeah?
Skywarp (11:13:34 PM):*griiin*
Sunstreaker (11:13:44 PM):YES!
Sunstreaker (11:13:53 PM):WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET SUCH AN IDEA
Skywarp (11:14:17 PM):... you?
Skywarp (11:14:21 PM):I mean, you're acting like a jilted lover/
Sunstreaker (11:14:58 PM):I AM NOT!
Sunstreaker (11:15:20 PM):WHAT ON PRIMUS'S SHINY EARTH WOULD MAKE YOU COME UP WITH THAT?
Skywarp (11:15:22 PM):... Are too.
Skywarp (11:15:44 PM):You're pouty and moody and all "HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!" *waves his hands around in an overly dramatic manner*
Skywarp (11:15:46 PM):Jilted.
Skywarp (11:15:47 PM):Lover.
Sunstreaker (11:15:55 PM):I AM NOT
Sunstreaker (11:16:16 PM):YOU HAVE ICK-CEST ON THE PROCESSOR
Sunstreaker (11:16:37 PM):::continuing to make a GIANT FUCKING ASS of himself::
Sunstreaker (11:16:55 PM):WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
Skywarp (11:18:52 PM):... your mopey face.
Skywarp (11:19:10 PM):Seriously, are you even getting /laid/ on a regular basis?
Skywarp (11:19:37 PM):... because if you aren't, I'll totally let you take Bee of my hands for a bit
Skywarp (11:19:41 PM):I don't think he'd mind really
Skywarp (11:20:05 PM):*he'd totally lock them both in a closet somewhere too*
Sunstreaker (11:22:12 PM):IT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS HOW OFTEN I GET LAID
Sunstreaker (11:22:27 PM):AND SLEEPING WITH 'BEE WOULD BE WORSE THAN SLEEPING WITH SIDERS
Sunstreaker (11:22:33 PM):I'M NOT A PEDO BEAR
Skywarp (11:24:10 PM):... maybe I should just lock the three of you in a room and le you guys work out your issues
Skywarp (11:24:22 PM):obviously there's some serious sexual tension here
Sunstreaker (11:24:24 PM):NO YOU SHOULDN'T
Skywarp (11:24:24 PM):*deadpan*
Sunstreaker (11:24:28 PM):THERE IS NO SEXUAL TENSION
Sunstreaker (11:24:34 PM):YOU ARE SEEING THINGS,
Sunstreaker (11:24:41 PM):THINGS THAT DON'T EXSIST.
Skywarp (11:24:55 PM):Uh-huh, sure.
Sunstreaker (11:25:19 PM):PROVE IT
Sunstreaker (11:25:22 PM):YOU CAN'T
Sunstreaker (11:25:26 PM):CAN'T PROVE IT
Sunstreaker (11:25:29 PM):IT'S NOT REAL
Skywarp (11:25:55 PM):[can I actually lock
Skywarp (11:26:09 PM):...
Skywarp (11:26:12 PM):*raised eyebrow*
Skywarp (11:26:18 PM):*he needs no words, just his accusing look*
Skywarp (11:26:19 PM): Uh-huh.