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[crackskull]

MY DAY IN HAIKUS:

MOM BANGS DOWN THE DOOR
JEREMY HAS NO SHIRT ON
GET THE HELL OUT, BOY.

DYLAN TAKES MORPHINE
IN THE FORM OF FOUR SMALL PILLS
ENDLESS THROWING UP.

NEW CHEESE NIPS AWAIT
TASTILY IN THE KITCHEN
I AM EXCITED.

CRAMPS OVERTAKE ME
MY OVARIES STING WITH PAIN
MY UTEROUS, STABBED.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE
CONSUMING GRILLED CHEESE, ROOT BEER
SOUNDS LIKE PERFECTION!

JEREMY JERE
MY JEREMY JEREMY
JEREMY BOYFRIEND.