summer bad, risk good
I'm really bored because I didn't go see Searchingforchin...and I found this thing on Jenna's thing....so I'm gonna do it. Oh yeah, and it's only 7 days until the best show of the year. That is all
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Billy Idol
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Whatever I had for dinner that night
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
I only watch badass movies
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Penis enlargement
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Oncoming traffic, and that my girlfriend will leave me because I'm a dingus
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I put my hands in my pockets
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
bottom
8. Do you have too many love interests?
I have one
9. Do you know anyone famous?
No...but I met the drummer and bass player from Dream Theater once
10. Describe your bed:
unmade, smells like frog diahrea
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
I aint no homosexual
12. Who would play you in a movie?
The Undertaker, or the guy who plays Robert on Everybody loves Raymond
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
A machete
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
I'm still pure
16. Are you happy with your given name?
I can live with it
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
3 trillion dollars and 4 Hawaiian islands
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
Uhhh...
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Guttermouth - I'm destroying the World
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
see the answer to number 15
21. Have you ever been in love?
I currently am
22. Do you talk a lot?
Not really
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
From behind !!!!11
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Once you get to know me I'm pretty nice. But if you're a person who judges a book by it's cover, I'm the meanest person alive.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Girlfriend, byfar
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
Graceland (Elvis' house)
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
None
28. Favorite fabric?
Steel wool
29. Something you love and hate?
When my gooch is itchy
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
No
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Not at all
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Klingon
33. How do you eat an apple?
I raise it to my mouth with my hand and bite down on it.
34. What do you order at a bar?
I'll get back to you in 3 years
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No
36. Do you have tattoos?
I wish.
37. What is your drug of choice?
Music
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Obnoxiousness
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
See the answers to 15 and 11
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Uhhh...
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Not at all
42. What do you cook the best?
grilled cheese
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
It's impossible for me to blend in
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Biographies on people I think are cool
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Buy new drums, a private house for me and Monica, a big-ass tv, and put the rest in savings or something
46. Burial or cremation?
Moseleum
47. Do you have a fetish?
Bananas
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Life
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Like 4 or 5
50. Do you think you're cute?
Not at all.
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Billy Idol
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Whatever I had for dinner that night
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
I only watch badass movies
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Penis enlargement
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Oncoming traffic, and that my girlfriend will leave me because I'm a dingus
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I put my hands in my pockets
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
bottom
8. Do you have too many love interests?
I have one
9. Do you know anyone famous?
No...but I met the drummer and bass player from Dream Theater once
10. Describe your bed:
unmade, smells like frog diahrea
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
I aint no homosexual
12. Who would play you in a movie?
The Undertaker, or the guy who plays Robert on Everybody loves Raymond
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
A machete
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
I'm still pure
16. Are you happy with your given name?
I can live with it
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
3 trillion dollars and 4 Hawaiian islands
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
Uhhh...
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
Guttermouth - I'm destroying the World
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
see the answer to number 15
21. Have you ever been in love?
I currently am
22. Do you talk a lot?
Not really
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
From behind !!!!11
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Once you get to know me I'm pretty nice. But if you're a person who judges a book by it's cover, I'm the meanest person alive.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Girlfriend, byfar
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
Graceland (Elvis' house)
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
None
28. Favorite fabric?
Steel wool
29. Something you love and hate?
When my gooch is itchy
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
No
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Not at all
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Klingon
33. How do you eat an apple?
I raise it to my mouth with my hand and bite down on it.
34. What do you order at a bar?
I'll get back to you in 3 years
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No
36. Do you have tattoos?
I wish.
37. What is your drug of choice?
Music
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Obnoxiousness
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
See the answers to 15 and 11
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Uhhh...
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Not at all
42. What do you cook the best?
grilled cheese
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
It's impossible for me to blend in
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Biographies on people I think are cool
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Buy new drums, a private house for me and Monica, a big-ass tv, and put the rest in savings or something
46. Burial or cremation?
Moseleum
47. Do you have a fetish?
Bananas
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Life
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Like 4 or 5
50. Do you think you're cute?
Not at all.