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[cracklinrosie]

Give partner a bath, In the guest room, after chores are done.

Mutual hot oil rub, On the kitchen table, after dinner.

Up The Ass

Comments

[ketanp]

no hot oil rubs on the kitchen table please. there's an impressionable pup in the house, though i don't think he'd mind hot sausage gravy that much

[agoodveilsays]

hardwood floors might be even better than a kitchen table, hell, set up a slip'n'slide instead.
kinky.

[agoodveilsays]

or

you could use too much oil partnered with too many scented candles, get befuddled by the barry white cd yer playing and catch on fire.

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