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okay I literally cannot believe this just happened
I woke up this morning to go to class and discovered that somebody had taken the umbrella stand and parking stickers off my bike as well as bent up the basket
so naturally I was pretty pissed as well as confused because you would have had to have brought a screwdriver with you to take the stand off and what the fuck would you even do with the stickers
but my key fit and it had the same brake screeching problem so it had to be my bike
so after being in a foul mood all morning I went to the bike shop to buy another umbrella stand and had bike shop man bend my basket back into shape
and went to the study hall like normal only to find
my bike
parked there where I'd left it last night
I RODE THE WRONG BIKE HOME LAST NIGHT
there just happened to be a bike of the exact same model that MY KEY FUCKING FIT INTO
RIGHT NEXT TO MY ACTUAL BIKE
AND I RODE IT HOME LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BIKE
BECAUSE MY KEY FIT INTO IT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT ARE THE ODDS
so anyway I accidentally stole and returned a bike (and gave them an umbrella stand) should I tell the police...
also I am super glad my real bike didn't get towed considering I left it in a no parking zone all goddamn night
what a mindfuck
I woke up this morning to go to class and discovered that somebody had taken the umbrella stand and parking stickers off my bike as well as bent up the basket
so naturally I was pretty pissed as well as confused because you would have had to have brought a screwdriver with you to take the stand off and what the fuck would you even do with the stickers
but my key fit and it had the same brake screeching problem so it had to be my bike
so after being in a foul mood all morning I went to the bike shop to buy another umbrella stand and had bike shop man bend my basket back into shape
and went to the study hall like normal only to find
my bike
parked there where I'd left it last night
I RODE THE WRONG BIKE HOME LAST NIGHT
there just happened to be a bike of the exact same model that MY KEY FUCKING FIT INTO
RIGHT NEXT TO MY ACTUAL BIKE
AND I RODE IT HOME LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BIKE
BECAUSE MY KEY FIT INTO IT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT ARE THE ODDS
so anyway I accidentally stole and returned a bike (and gave them an umbrella stand) should I tell the police...
also I am super glad my real bike didn't get towed considering I left it in a no parking zone all goddamn night
what a mindfuck