Main Characters or Pairings: Rachel, Puck/Rachel
Length: ~2,000 words
Author on LJ/Author Website:
meggers-27 Why this must be read:
In which Rachel decides to take Emma's advice and ask her Rabbi about her (episode 1x15 "The Power of Madonna" related) problem, but she runs into the Puckermans in the synagogue and gets a new perspective on it instead.
"You were really going to talk about doing the dirty with a Rabbi?"
Rachel peaks at him through her fingers cautiously. "Who else am I suppose to talk to?"
He pulls at her arm, tugging it away from her face. "Dude, Rabbi Greenburg ain't got shit on me. If you want to know about sex, I'm your man. I'm pretty much a love god."
She looks at him skeptically.
Of Birds and Bees