Ten Days Meme: 1-3
I’m going to do a few days in one because I’m not posting while on vacation.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
1. I wish we kept in better touch, but I suck at it.
2. You smell. Not all the time, but enough that I don’t quite understand how you get laid.
3. If you took all the time you spent whining about stuff and used said time productively, your life wouldn’t be worth whining about.
4. I know we could be really good friends. I don’t know how though.
5. Please stop saying “lol” all the time, it makes you look like a teenager.
6. Thank you for indulging me.
7. You may think people are put off because they don’t approve of you, but it’s really that you’re super, super aggressive, and *that* is what’s freaking people out.
8. I miss you, and I want you to live closer because I’m selfish.
9. You spend so much time building this persona, but you don’t seem to realize how hugely off-putting it is. Chill. Enjoy life. Stop trying to pretend you’re something your not, because people aren’t interested in the persona you’ve developed anyway.
10. I like your style.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
1. I don’t like mushrooms. Or tomatoes. Clearly I’m not good with texture.
2. The reason I don’t like being fat isn’t because I’m insecure, or because it’s unhealthy, or anything related. It just pisses me off that everything I try, either I’m naturally pretty good at it, or I can pull it off with hard work, except for weight loss. I was chunky even when I ran all the time, and the only time I’ve ever lost weight was from eating 500 calories or less a day. Not healthy.
3. I can’t focus when there’s music on, it’s supremely distracting to me. But TV’s fine.
4. I’m afraid to swim.
5. I miss volunteering a lot, but between being busy and being lazy I don’t know when I’ll get around to it again.
6. I have a fully thought-out plan for what I will do if I win the lotto (or other ridiculous cash prize). I don’t actually play the lotto though.
7. I like being really busy. It makes life more interesting.
8. Spitting is my biggest pet peeve.
9. I don’t really like Christmas music. Except O Holy Night.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
I really don’t know what to say for this one.
1. Laugh & be silly with me.
2. Have a sense of adventure.
3. Be ruthlessly smart…but don’t act like it.
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8. Don’t be a dick.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot to you (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.
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