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[crackedseer]

Towers are excellent places to be. I can just stay here and no one will bother me.

I'm happy.

Enough to say that if everyone wears their pajamas to work today they will be exempt from a most disastrous event sometime in the near future. Consider yourself warned.

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[no_timewasters]

Do you really want me to wear my pajamas to work today? No, I didn't think so.

I'll stay dressed and take the risk.

[crackedseer]

It is unfortunate that you do not take heed to my advice. I foresee a disastrous riot in your classroom!

Also. It would be fun. I'm not getting dressed today.

[no_timewasters]

At least I won't be half naked when it happens. Also, it's Ancient Runes. They're too busy being bored to riot.

...right. Remind me to focus on my gravy this dinnertime.

[crackedseer]

They'll riot FROM the boredom! That's going to be your downfall. I will weep for you.

I like Ancient Runes. Much better than Arithmancy. Good choice. You will not die this week.

[no_timewasters]

Dammit all. And there was me thinking they'd just settle for sleeping through.

This is very good to know. I hate Arithmancy too. All those numbers can never be good for your brain. Thank you for sparing my life...

[crackedseer]

It's rude when they sleep.

Do you like Divinations?

[no_timewasters]

It is very rude. Hence why I poke them with a sharp stick.

I have nothing against it. Not my type of thing, though.

[crackedseer]

That's rude too, you know. You could murder someone that way. Or harm them a lot..

That's alright. I can tell that your Inner Eye is not very in tune with the world around it. You would be terrible at Divination.

[no_timewasters]

Well, they shouldn't be rude in the first place.

Trust me, I was. Not as bad as some, but pretty awful.

[crackedseer]

You shouldn't expect so much from students. But that's alright, I will teach you everything I know about teaching. It's a lot.

I can just tell! You exude the mundane.

[no_timewasters]

...You are actually kidding me, aren't you? I've done this for two years and I've taught for much longer than that. I expect my students not to waste my time and they know it.

Why, aren't I flattered?

[crackedseer]

Yes. Ha ha. You aren't in touch with your funny side either. Nevermind the Inner Eye.

Because you shouldn't be!

[no_timewasters]

I never know with you...

There was a comma there which changed the entire meaning of the sentence. I was being sarcastic. Of course I'm not bloody flattered and I'm not mundane either.

[crackedseer]

I don't like commas.

[no_timewasters]

Prefer semi-colons?

[crackedseer]

Yes; I do.