the lint eaters

[crackedactor]

Today I had sales and marketing class, and it made me feel like a cheap tart. Actually I have more respect for cheap tarts than I do for my instructor, a giant of a man with a used car salesman way of waving his hands around. He's teaching us how to gouge. It's very inspiring. It's inspiring me to be a welder, or possibly a fan-dancer.

I'm so excited to work in commercial radio, I could almost puke.