"Michael, what are you talking about?! Would you please just ease up a little? This basket is starting to chafe my balls!"
"Well you should have invested in that nutsack protector like I told you. And lower your voice, the seagulls can hear you!"
"Ow! Stop with the hair-pulling, you'll take out the rest of it and I refuse to buy Rogaine!"
"..."
"...Michael...unnnnnnnngghhh....ow! Michael...why is there a flock of seagulls heading in this way at top speed?"
"I told you, Dan! Ahhh...hey can you fold like a pretzel? Have we tried that yet? Anyway, I tried to worn you about the Cloud of Feathers. They're like a sky-gang. They're angry because I captured and ate their leader with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Apparently seagulls don't appreciate irony."
"Michael! OH ohgoddon'tstopnooooooonotlikethatowohthat'snice...why would you do that?!"
"I dunno, I already tried a Seagull King Sandwich but it had no flavour. Actually, the bean dish thing tasted like turds as well. I'm beginning to think a diet of old batteries and rotting McDonald's may not be the best feed for Seagulls. Oh well, live and learn, am I right Dan?"
"FfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuohhhhuhgodMichaaaaellll!"
"MICHAEL"
"Oh yes that's - OH GOD THEY'RE ON MY FACE GET THEM OFF ME!"
"MICHAAAAAAEL!"
"I...HATE...YOU...!"
----END----
So...not even bothering with anon. This fandom needs more material, and I should be contributing to this thing more. It's early, and I have a class at 8:30 in the morning. I need sleep. Hope you enjoyed it, hope it didn't suck. Goodnight~
"..."
"...Michael!"
"..."
"MICHAEL!"
"Shhhhhh...not so loud Dan!"
"Michael, what are you talking about?! Would you please just ease up a little? This basket is starting to chafe my balls!"
"Well you should have invested in that nutsack protector like I told you. And lower your voice, the seagulls can hear you!"
"Ow! Stop with the hair-pulling, you'll take out the rest of it and I refuse to buy Rogaine!"
"..."
"...Michael...unnnnnnnngghhh....ow! Michael...why is there a flock of seagulls heading in this way at top speed?"
"I told you, Dan! Ahhh...hey can you fold like a pretzel? Have we tried that yet? Anyway, I tried to worn you about the Cloud of Feathers. They're like a sky-gang. They're angry because I captured and ate their leader with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Apparently seagulls don't appreciate irony."
"Michael! OH ohgoddon'tstopnooooooonotlikethatowohthat'snice...why would you do that?!"
"I dunno, I already tried a Seagull King Sandwich but it had no flavour. Actually, the bean dish thing tasted like turds as well. I'm beginning to think a diet of old batteries and rotting McDonald's may not be the best feed for Seagulls. Oh well, live and learn, am I right Dan?"
"FfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuohhhhuhgodMichaaaaellll!"
"MICHAEL"
"Oh yes that's - OH GOD THEY'RE ON MY FACE GET THEM OFF ME!"
"MICHAAAAAAEL!"
"I...HATE...YOU...!"
----END----
So...not even bothering with anon. This fandom needs more material, and I should be contributing to this thing more. It's early, and I have a class at 8:30 in the morning. I need sleep. Hope you enjoyed it, hope it didn't suck. Goodnight~
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