It's unbe-weave-able!
I'm feeling kind of ornery today, so I was inordinately pleased that several people around me on the bus this morning could not sleep because my CD player was that loud. KMFDM says "Fuck You!" foul boy and your awful morning breath reek. I think every time he breathed out and I inhaled, his stench was rotting my teeth. Seriously, that was some
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You have plastic horse hair? You fucker! You killed the My Little Ponies!
Let me tell you a funny story:
When I was little, I thought the coolest imaginary animal would be a horse with wings and a horn, like an evil uni-pegasus. And it would breathe fire. So one day I was in Childrens' Palace with Mom. They had a horse toy that fit this description, though maybe not my whole mental image. But hey, I would have to imagine that it breathed fire, so it would not be a stretch to imagine that is was also NOT a My Little Pony and a girl's toy.
We were not rich, and Mom never bought me the toys I asked her to buy [actually, I can't imagine why we were at the toy store]. I went for it, knowing I'd get shot down.
As we were walking to the car, I realized I was the confounded new owner of an evil, firebreathing, pink unipegasus. The hell? I took it home and hid it in my sisters' room and never played with it.
Except on the car ride home. Man, that was an awesome car ride.
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They do the action figure theatre best over at X-E, if you didn't already know.
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