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[crackdealer]

If you're ever curious about how many times they say the word 'pirate' in 'Pirates of the Caribbean', do not find out while playing the Pirates of the Caribbean drinking game. It will put a serious hurting on you. I mean like Ike and Tina Turner type hurt, man. You don't want none of that.

Now I'm going to jump on the bandwagon! Wee!

Ask me 6

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My journal sucks balls!

[crackdealer]

1. Of course I want to! How could I not get tingly in my naughty bits when confronted with soemone named the Bald-headed Bandit?

2. Yes, yes, and yes. I Got so much enjoyment from 'Soggy Vag' and his single '21 Jump Cervix' is sheer brilliance.

3. Yes, let's 'stalk' Meat boy again so he can conveniently forget you were there and think I want his stupid ass. Fool, please. Although maybe if I had a gun collection he would be okay...

4. I would play the pirates drinking game again just to see the hurting it would put on you. As for going to work later: Fuck you very much.

5. You know how I love me some flamingo stick legs. I'm so there!

6. Can't I dooz them both? I think I deserve it. See, I can date Elijah and dooz him regularly, but before that I can dooz Josh a whole lot. He so Hottnett!

Bonus answer: Nothing I did could possibly help you not feel like an asshole the next morning. Trust me on this. As a matter of fact, that asshole feeling would follow you for months and your only hope is that someone gets more drunk and more unclothed than you at the next party.

[halnewcome]

ha! it did it again. i copied ahead of time, so:

I have to support the bonus answer. I have rarely been so tore back and there is no call at all for nakidity.

[crackdealer]

Rumplemints is made by satan.