Let go of me you sons of bitches!

[crackdealer]

Hollywood Homicide will never ever stop cracking my shit all the way fucking up. I'm telling you, this movie is so crap and I just don't quite understand why I like it so much OMFG! Josh Hartnett!. I think it has something to do with Harrison Ford screaming like a crazy at some little girl for her bike and then going face first over the handle

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[halnewcome]

some anonymous person is lurking around my LJ. tell me, oh tifa, how I figure out Who It Is.

in which I blab a LOT

[crackdealer]

Unfortunately, you don't have your journal set to log IPs (I just went and checked), so you can't find out who it is right now. After you log in, go to 'Manage' and then 'Info'. Scroll down to the 'enable message board' section and select the 'log IP addresses' option. From the drop down you can select whether or not you want to log the addresses of everyone ('Always') or if you only want to log posts by anonymice

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[halnewcome]

I am going to go ahead and not do this, because it is only fair for someone to be able to be anonymous in my LJ, and if I don't like it I can do a yelly shouty post in reply that says, "Hey! Ann! Off my cloud!" or screen their weak asses or whatevs.

Right now I need all the posters I can get so I guess I will leave them be.

Plus, it sounds like too much work.

Thanks for your words of guidance. You are better than Charmin' and Quilted Northern put together.

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[hevnsfalinangel]

OMFG DAVE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. I WANT TO BE A BIG PILE OF PUPPIES AND IU NEED YOU TO DO THAT

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[halnewcome]

why the shouting?

my head is spinning.

i am allergic to puppies. also, i feel a compulsion to throw them, no! LAUNCH them long distances, because they are so adorable and i love to see them splat.

here's how you get a pile of puppies and you can do it without even crediting me. get five polyamorous grown dogs and feed them prozac and levitra and keep them in a cage with porn on and bam, seconds later you've got puppies and you'll want to wash the afterbirth from them before you be in the pile but shit you'll be in the pile soon enough. Get a migrant worker to wash them for you, let him or her sleep in the cage when you're done, he can cook the grown dogs once they make the puppies and you can have General Tso's "Chicken" and be in a pile of puppies but they might try to nurse from you and that, well, that is just gross.

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[hevnsfalinangel]

As nice as that sounds I think I like lying with four of my friends half naked better than migrant works in a cage in my house. And the fact that they may try to nurse from me is just weird and if that's a possibility with your senerio then I just can't do it. And while I like to lie in a big pile of puppies I am a cat person.

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[halnewcome]

nakedness is the devil

Re: in which I blab a LOT

[crackdealer]

You bitches is crazah!