Tee hee!
I got a virtual poke in the forehead from randomsome1 to come update my most fabulous journal, so here I am!
Wee!
Today in Cafe Land I got to explain the finer points of payphone usage! Lookie!
Dumbass Oily Rancid Kid: Hey, does your payphone work?
Me: Yes, it should be working.
DORK: Well, when we put our quarter in, it doesn't work.
Me: Ooookay...
:DORK, his moron friend, and I walk over to the phone:
Me: ::picks up the receiver, hears a dial tone, and then hangs the phone back up:: It works fine.
DORK: ::puts a quarter in and it plunks into the change slot:: See, it won't take it!
Me: ::picks up the phone:: Put the quarter in now.
DORK: ::puts quarter in and the phone accepts it::
Me: You just had to take the phone of the hook before putting your change in. ::stomps away::
Other highlights include: Crazy lady who states she doesn't want a drink made with ice cream ("Oh my God, that is so fattening!") and then moments later requests a scoop of ice cream in her drink, rude asshole who tells me he wants a medium drink and then complains when I don't give him a large, ants attacking my co-worker, a customer complaint about seeing my butt crack, and the scheduling conflict from hell.
You're all jealous of my job!
In other news: I lost my car a few weeks back in an accident and got depressed about it, but then I got a new car 3 days before my birthday and now I'm happy again! Also, I got a promotion of sorts at Gamestop! Yeah getting paid to get my game on (not really)!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone who called!
Wee!
Today in Cafe Land I got to explain the finer points of payphone usage! Lookie!
Dumbass Oily Rancid Kid: Hey, does your payphone work?
Me: Yes, it should be working.
DORK: Well, when we put our quarter in, it doesn't work.
Me: Ooookay...
:DORK, his moron friend, and I walk over to the phone:
Me: ::picks up the receiver, hears a dial tone, and then hangs the phone back up:: It works fine.
DORK: ::puts a quarter in and it plunks into the change slot:: See, it won't take it!
Me: ::picks up the phone:: Put the quarter in now.
DORK: ::puts quarter in and the phone accepts it::
Me: You just had to take the phone of the hook before putting your change in. ::stomps away::
Other highlights include: Crazy lady who states she doesn't want a drink made with ice cream ("Oh my God, that is so fattening!") and then moments later requests a scoop of ice cream in her drink, rude asshole who tells me he wants a medium drink and then complains when I don't give him a large, ants attacking my co-worker, a customer complaint about seeing my butt crack, and the scheduling conflict from hell.
You're all jealous of my job!
In other news: I lost my car a few weeks back in an accident and got depressed about it, but then I got a new car 3 days before my birthday and now I'm happy again! Also, I got a promotion of sorts at Gamestop! Yeah getting paid to get my game on (not really)!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone who called!