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[inuyashacooks]

Title: Axis Powers: Wedding Massacre (1/2)
Doctor: inuyashacooks
Character(s)/Pairing(s): ensemble (unfortunately); America, France, Spain, Romano, Germany, Italy, England, Japan; Germany/Italy, US/UK, Spain/Romano
Rating: The following program contains obnoxiousness, coarse language, and suggestive themes, and as such should not be viewed by anyone.
Warnings:

Comments

[firebird_88]

This actually made me cry with laughter. You win the internet for this, my friend. LOVE IT SO MUCH. IT'S SO RANDOM! Priestbot. Statue of Liberty. Ludacris. WTFFFFFFF. XDDDDD;;;;; Your style is AMAZING, it's kind of rambly but actually very well planned out. I won't say more, I think I'm pretty incoherant at this point. Anyways, epic story so far.

Good God, I have not read ANYTHING this funny. I need to finish Part 2 and find my way through your other works.

[inuyashacooks]

:'DDDDDDDDDD

my god THANKKYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU I am so glad that you even think this ridiculousness warrants this kind of review :D I'm glad you've enjoyed it so far!

[firebird_88]

*SMACKS YOU* How dare you put yourself down. D8 Your writing style is nothing short of brilliant! I can't get enough of the silliness. Am definitely looking forward to more from you. :D

[midori_lover]

OH GOD.

I'm laughing and crying and this is just so ridiculously funny I don't know anymore. |D

/skips to part 2

[inuyashacooks]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

THIS REVIEW = ME + HAPPY ;D THANK YOU

[peacelovespyro]

Oh man. THIS. I laughed so much I could not BREATHE. <3
One of the funniest things I have ever read, ever. I was in such a crappy mood, but this totally cheered me up. 8D

[inuyashacooks]

:DDDDDDDD GRACIASSSS i'm really glad you enjoyed, and that this had some purpose beyond being ludacris XD

[frankm89]

Damn you! Damn you! Reading this awesomeness made me break my curfew! It's fucking late now, but I still have to read the second part because I literally CANNOT STOP NOW. I hope you're proud of yourself! >:K

By the way, I'd also like to thank you for reading my mind. I was re-reading Romeo and Juliet this past week, and I found out for the first time that it was set in Italy. Literally the first thing that popped into my head was Romano in a mideval dress sitting out on a balcony with Spain nosebleeding in the bushes.

Also, everytime I hear the song "Dimelo" I think of Spain. It's a primal reaction.

And I would just like to say: America speaking Spanish was the most win ever. Ever.

[inuyashacooks]

XDDDDDDDD i would say i wasnt proud of myself, but i sekritly like corrupting people. nah jk.

XDDDDDDDDDDD INORITE. its just...hetalia has this weird thing, in that everything you read & hear & see turns into something hetalia-related. stock market instability, romeo and juliet, enrique iglesias all ends up = hetalia.

but anyway hahaha thank you, i'm glad you liked it :D

[tupelo_thief]

Tonight he was going to make his final stand against a tempestuous heart that belonged to one indignant little tomato called Romano. -- OH SPAIN XD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AN ENCYSLOPEDIA XDDDD

Can I offer you some chicken? Maybe some sex?" - I FUCKIN LOVE YOU, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND AND THAT IS FINAL

Because as France said "big, dazzling wedding," they had begun to know their destinies. Divine providence had struck them both like a lightning bolt, and their eyes met- a silent agreement on the point to throw the greatest wedding ever thrown. France, when questioned later, would claim that the words were sent to his mouth directly by God. -- OMFGGGGGGGGGGG. NO. WORDS. TO EXPRESS. THE BEAUTINESS. B|

"Spain. Yo tiene mucho pantalones cortos," he said, very srsly. -- I LOVE HOW CRAZY YOU MAKE AMERICA XD

trials and tribulations that would ultimately damage their friendship, except not really. -- IS THIS YOU AND ME OR IS THIS YOU AND ME!?!?!?

AND THE WHOLE FUCKING SCENE WITH THE WINDOW XDDDDDD

"Haha!" America laughed, holding

[inuyashacooks]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ARE WE GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND? IM LOOKING FORWARD TO LEAVING YOU AT THE ALTAR THEN HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. SORRY YOU GAVE ME AN OPENING AND I HAD T TAKE IT.

god did you reread that paragraph? i completely skipped over it when proofreading this shit. it was that embarrassing.

yeah i dont even know. on one hand, i suspect that i have always been like this, but on the other hand, this could have been triggered by some secret stimulus. ill get to that. maybe.

/goes to your part two review

[tupelo_thief]

THAT'S IT, THE WEDDINGS OFF YOU HARLOT.

btw, france WOULD SO TOTALLY CALL ROMANO A HARLOT AHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL XD

lolololol, i dont even know wtf im doing half the time, so i dont remember XD