How Hard Is It....?

[crackapunkapina]

So the other day Melissa said that if she could describe me in just a few words they would be "How hard is it...."

Such as "How hard is it to do your job?"

or "How hard is it to grab all of the garbage bags when you take out the garbage?"
"How hard is it to bend over and pick this up?"
"How hard is it to go to the bank?"
"How hard is it to stop being such a royal cunt?!"

and the list will continue as I think them up

but seriously... it's really not hard.