Fandom: THE HOBBIT
Pairing: Thorin/Bilbo
Length: 3,886 words
Author on LJ: unknown
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RyuuzaKochou on AO3Why this must be read:
While resting at Beorn's Hall, the Dwarves decide to teach Bilbo some basic swordplay. Things don't go quite as they expect. I love twists and this one is played through beautifully.
“Uncle,” Fili panted as he crawled up; he’d had the wind knocked out of him by a sharp kick before being cartwheeled to the ground by a well placed leg sweep. Oddly enough it was the common miners who were having the best luck, not the more classically trained dwarfs. “Permission to return to the Shire and recruit a dozen more Halflings?”
It's the one with the hobbits as amazing martial arts experts, what's not to love?
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