Marvel Universe Anonymous Kinks Meme

[bitterfig]

You know you want it.  You just can’t admit it.

Spiderman/Doc Octopus tentacle sex.  Medusa/Black Bolt hair bondage.  A threesome with Magneto/Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch, or maybe Chase/Gert and Old Lace.  Cyclops/Wolverine hate!sex with blood play.

We all have our secret, kinky fantasies involving your favorite Marvel Universe characters.

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[anonymous]

Cable/Deadpool, cross dressing and sex on horseback.

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 1/6

[anonymous]

The day started out just as any would when it came to the lives of one mutant messiah and one scarred mercenary who put up with him. On the run from authorities

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 2/6

[anonymous]

"...uh, you do know the skirt and--rather fashionable blouse if I do say so myself-- are just to hide my shame, right? I'm not hiding any boobs in there," Wade said, eyes going wide for a moment at the whole touching thing here. There wasn't supposed to be any touching. It was just witty banter and unresolved sexual tension that came from all the fighting.

"...Hm." Nate was being so very darn helpful right now. "At least you didn't go for the polka dots..." And hilarious. Really.

"I liked the yellow," Wade said before he could catch himself and keep that man card from being revoked. Damn his highly attuned fashion sense.

Of course, this only served to distract him from the problem at hand. Nate was still pawing at him like a drunken prom date and this skirt did nothing to hide his reactions thereof. Even if it did make his thighs look fabulous

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 3/6

[anonymous]

Wade swallowed back whatever witty response he had for that because... Guh. Hand that wasn't his on his dick right now. It had been too fucking long since it was anything but his right hand there. He leaned back, deciding to maybe go with this for now. It wasn't as if Nate was gonna run around and spill the bean that he jacked Deadpool off while he was in drag

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 4/6

[anonymous]

"Might be able to," Nate replied, his eyes sliding shut for no particular reason at all. "Mind over matter." It was starting to seem likely he was enjoying this...

"You're one fucking kinky guy," Wade informed him, watching him out of the corner of his eye. "Never woulda guessed it."

Although, you know what they say about the quiet ones... If Wade woke up tied up in those weird Japanese knot bondage thingies, he was gonna be so pissed off.

"I'm not." Nate's eyes flicked back open. His hips gave another twitch. "I'm just lending a hand..."

Because that wasn't a bad joke at all, or anything.

It was a horrible joke, but Wade snickered like a thirteen year old boy over it anyway. "You hard an' all you're focusin' on is how my skirt is moving?" Wade spread his legs to pull the fabric up yet more. "An' that's not kinky to you?"

"...Nope?" Now he did sound a little awkward, there. Next thing, Nate's hand was slipping off Wade's chest and rubbing at Wade's now mostly-uncovered thigh instead

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 5/6

[anonymous]

The sigh that followed was equal parts relief and a certain amount of-- well, joy, on Nate's part. His eyes slipped shut. His hand reached down to rub along one of Wade's balls in return. The horse started a little with a blow of a stray rock, but it wasn't anything seriously. "Hmhm

The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 6/6

[anonymous]

There were some faint lines of a smirk pressed into his neck, or something like it. Can't have been more than a couple of moments before Nate shoved his face down into his neck again, made some undescribable noise, and shot something all over his lower back. And the back of the skirt. Pretty much ruined, now. Nate muttered something that sounded like he was questioning Wade about the peanut butter comment, but it was too muffled to tell

Re: The Summers Family Breed 'em Kinky! - 6/6

[anonymous]

Oh my god, this is amazing. Hot and funny and perfectly in character and I think I have a sex on horseback kink now.

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[anonymous]

...I so needed this. ILU!

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[anonymous]

This is why I love the internet. You get things like these.
Well done for making my day.

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[anonymous]

Good Lord. I never thought this was possible D:

Can... Can there be a continuation on this? With moar Wade-in-denial? *grabby hands*

I'll give you a box of adorable labradoodles! <333 *holds up the box of cute puppies with colorful bows on their collars*