Southpark Kink Meme

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The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
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Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.

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“Excuse me W-Wendy.”

Wendy turned, clutching her books to her chest. “Oh hi, Jimmy,” she said kindly.

“I have a q-question for you.”

Wendy smiled at him good-naturedly. “What is it?”

“Do you think I can stick my penis in your vagina, rub it around a little and then pee?”

“WHAT!”

He felt the burning sting on his check long after she had slapped him and walked away.

“Well I guess that option is o-out now,” he said to himself.

Butter’s was in his home, working on something in his closet. Something made of silvery tin-foil…

Suddenly Butter’s whirled around and clutched his hand to his heart with a startled gasp, using his other, free hand, to slam the closest door shut.

“Geez Jimmy! You gave me a scare there! You shouldn’t come into people’s rooms when theys don’t know you’re goin-ta!”

“Sorry to b-bother you Butters, but this’ll be real q-quick.”

Butter’s crossed his arms over his chest in mock impatience. “Okay, what is it? I’m listenin’.”

“Do you think I can stick my penis in your butthole?”

Butter’s uncrossed his arms and looked at Jimmy as if he were a parent dealing with a child. “Why ever would you wanna do that Jimmy? That won’t be quick at all!”

“Yes it will. Well at least I t-think so.”

Butter’s shook his head in mock reprimand. “Not tuhday Jimmy. Can’t you see I’m busy here?”

Jimmy looked dejectedly down at the floor. “Well…Sorry to b-bother you Butters. I guess I’ll have to search for help elsewhere.”

“Bye Jimmy!” Butter’s called cheerfully to him as he left.

Two down, one to try.

Jimmy saw Kyle standing by his locker, sharing a laugh with Stan. He’d prefer if he could separate Kyle from Stan first, before he asked him his embarrassing question, but the two practically shared a mind, and he’d have trouble getting them away from one another. Why was it that everyone was so difficult anyways? Why couldn’t they just left him stick his penis in their vagina or butthole?

He hobbled up to Kyle.

“Hey Kyle.”

“Hey Jimmy,” Kyle and Stan said together.

“Do you think I could have a moment in p-private with you Kyle.”

Stan looked slightly irked and Kyle saw this. “I think whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Stan too.”

Jimmy hesitated. “Well then…Kyle…do you think I could stick my p-penis in your b-butthole?”

The whole hallway seemed to stop and become deadly silent.

Kyle’s face had drained of any color, and he stood frozen solid. Then in a wash, his bearings returned to him. “What! Dude! NO!”

Jimmy watched as Kyle’s face flooded red from embarrassment and anger.

“Hah hah, Kahl’s a fag everyone!” Kyle heard this from the voice he despised more than any other sound in the world.

Suddenly, the whole hallway burst into laughter. Even Stan, beside Kyle, started laughing. Kyle’s face became redder, if possible, and slightly blue, while his shoulders curled towards his chest.

Jimmy suddenly felt bad for making Kyle feel so terrible. He couldn’t understand how this could have such a horrible outcome for Kyle. It wasn’t as if he was the one having his penis get hard for no apparent reason.

Suddenly Stan pointed to Jimmy’s crotch. “I can’t believe you have an erection…in front of the whole school! While you just asked Kyle that! I can’t believe you’re gay!” The hallway only laughed harder. And giggles of ‘Jimmy’s gay!’ traveled around the hall.

“Wait…w-what. I’m not g-gay!” Jimmy said, feeling his worst nightmares come true.

Kyle suddenly let out a deep breath and relaxed. Then he started to chuckle, and then began laughing outright, and soon he and Stan were practically rolling on the floor.

Cartman stepped up to the front. “Wait! That’s not how it’s supposed to be! Kahl’s the fag! He-”

“Thanks a lot E-Eric. I can’t believe you t-told me this would help!”

“Wait…Cartman told you to ask that?” Stan said between laughing.

“Y-yeah. He was the one who said it would h-help.”

And then everyone was laughing once again, except now people were saying ‘Cartman’s gay!’ Kyle continued to laugh, but looked a bit confused.

“Wait-wait-you guys-I’m-” Cartman tried to cut in, but couldn’t get a word in through the laughter.

“Godammit,” he whispered under his breath.

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