The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST Here's how it works.
Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.
MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!
This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to
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Kenny held up his index finger. “I want you to be a slutty girl,” he clarified, gesturing to the camera. “Playing in the showers might be a good way to go about it.”
“I don’t think I could do that Ken, if my parents found out I’d be in big trouble.”
“But you don’t want to keep that horrible tension that’s been hanging over us for the past few years, right?” Kenny asked.
Butters found it hard to remember the past few years. He hadn’t thought there was any friction between himself and Kenny, but suddenly - with this current conversation - it seemed hard to believe there was anything other than this horrible tightness in the air whenever they met up. “But even so, I don’t want to make my dad sore at me!”
“Your dad won’t find out,” Kenny smiled winningly. “Not unless you try and weasel into my spot again and make me have to use my leverage.”
“Oh, hamburgers…” Butters muttered, shifting from one foot to the next nervously.
“I knew you’d see it my way.” Kenny wrapped an arm around Butter’s shoulder, his worn hoodie pleasantly warm against Butter’s cool, damp skin. “Shall we?”
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Kenny tossed the camera onto the bed before following it himself. “There, got them.”
“Seriously?” The camera was grabbed off the bed quickly, Cartman turning the small device in his chubby hands, eyeing it greedily.
“Of course; I have my ways, a silver tongue and a quick mind.”
“You’d better not be shitting me, Kenny, or I’ll beat your ghetto ass.”
The blonde rolled his eyes, turning onto his side. “You can’t even beat your own dick without help, how’re you going to beat me, fat ass?”
“Ay! I’m not fat, you fuckin white trash!”
Kenny deigned not to answer the other boy, casually recalling the moments in the shower a few hours earlier. Butters made quite a cute girl, when all was said and done - even without the wig he’d had as a child. The sundress soaked to the skin had been a nice effect too, especially with water that cold.
The boy smirked to himself, out of all the strange chores he did for Cartman, this certainly wasn’t one he was going to complain about.
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