Southpark Kink Meme

May 28, 2008 07:58

The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST

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Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.

MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!

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anonymous May 29 2008, 01:02:11 UTC
The crate of beer lay on its side, finally devoid of any contents. Its former belongings lay scattered across the room, drained and dead. Those responsible for the demise had gained liveliness from the juices. This liveliness was currently being displayed in the hurried removal of clothing.

“Are you - ah! - sure this is a good idea?” Tweek yelped as he threw his shirt to the floor. He looked at it nervously. “What if the underpants gnomes are diversifying?”

“Cock!” Thomas yelled, then threw his hand in front of his face. “Oh god I am so, so sorry, I didn't mean -”

“Tweek, get your sexy ass naked,” Craig ordered. “Thomas, same for you too. I am going to work you bitches to the ground.”

“Oh, Jesus,” Tweek mumbled. He shed the rest of his clothes and put them on a shelf in an obvious attempt to thwart the gnomes. Craig rolled his eyes.

“You're spoiling the mood. Say dirty stuff.”

“Shit!” Thomas bit his lip. “Uh. Sorry. I...want to touch your naked body?” Craig grabbed him and groped his now exposed ass. “I...I want to fuck you. Hard.”

“Thomas, I am going to fuck you so hard you won't be able to sit down for a week,” he hissed. “I am going to fucking fill you up, first with my cock, then with my cum.” He glanced over to Tweek, who was hovering near his clothes pile.

“Ah! I'll...I'm going to cum in your mouth, Craig!” Craig smiled and released Thomas. He knelt down in front of Tweek and ran a hand over his cock.

“That's what I like to hear. You're fucking hung,” he said. “If I'm not careful, I'll choke on you. How the hell do you fit this in your pants?” He began stroking his own cock as he sucked Tweek. Thomas sidled over behind Tweek and ran a hand down his chest.

“I'm - COCK! I'm - I'm going to ram my cock up your ass!” He fumbled with a bottle of lubricant and started to ready Tweek for entry. “I'm going to ride your sweet ass like never before!”

“Craig! Uh, uh, suck harder! Take me all in!” Tweek yelled. Craig slowly complied with a smug look clear in his eyes. “Deep throat me, bitch! Ah!” Thomas was pushing himself into Tweek. “Get in and start working, Thomas!”

“Faggot! Sorry.” Thomas closed his eyes and wrapped his hands around Tweek's skinny chest. “I'm going to fill you up and take you!”

“More!” Tweek yelled. He urged Craig's head forward with one hand and brought Thomas' ass closer with the other. “Oh, Jesus, I'm going to come!” Craig swiftly took him out of his mouth.

“Not yet, bitch,” he growled. “Beg for it.”

“Ahh! I need to come! I'm going to explode!”

“Keep begging!”

“Craig, I need you! I need you to suck me off! I need you to take my juices!”

“Not good enough!”

“Put your fucking mouth back on my cock and SUCK, bitch! You will get me off!” Craig smirked and did as he was told.

“Tweek, you're fucking ASS tight!” Thomas yelled. He clawed at Tweek's chest and thrust hard into his ass. Tweek came with a yell. Craig swallowed quickly, wiped his mouth and grabbed the lubricant from Thomas.

“Get ready for the fucking of the lifetime, Thomas,” he growled. He quickly readied himself and enveloped himself inside Thomas.

“You're tearing me apart,” Thomas groaned. “Uh... You're too big.” Craig began matching his thrusts with Thomas'.

“You'd better learn to take it, bitch,” Craig whispered into his ear, then nibbled on his lobe.

“Faster!” Tweek yelled. “I need more!” Craig and Thomas both provided speedier thrusts. Tweek's knees shook dangerously. Thomas tightened his grip on him.

“I'm going to come,” Thomas groaned. “I can't - stop - I have to-” Craig bit his shoulder.

“Not yet,” he ordered. “Hold it - hold-”

“I - I can't-”

“You will! I'm - almost -”

Thomas came with a loud cry. His hold on Tweek slackened and Tweek sunk to the floor, a smile plastered on his face. Craig managed to keep Thomas upright long enough to climax before allowing the two of them to join Tweek on the floor.

“Same time next week?” Craig asked.

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anonymous May 29 2008, 18:39:44 UTC
OP here.

Hilariously awkward and amazing. Thanks!

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anonymous May 29 2008, 19:49:29 UTC
How can something make me laugh and be hot at the same time?

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anonymous October 15 2009, 08:11:24 UTC
HAHAHAHHA I love it. Tweek and Thomas are so jumpy and awkward it's hilarious.

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