Southpark Kink Meme

[evergrnterrace]

The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST

Here's how it works.

Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.

MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!

This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to this postTry not to be too specific or the writer's

Comments

[anonymous]

I'm sorry, but this just has to be the first request.

Cartman, masturbation and food.

[anonymous]

Aah, privacy. Just what he needed. The door was closed, and Cartman was in the mood for some good porn. As the movie played on his monitor, the boy stroked his cock. He could tell the girl was about to come since she was making the same noises his mom did right before her light went out. Faster, faster, he was almost there....

"Aaah!! What are you doing??"

"Wh-What?" He hadn't noticed Stan and Kyle enter the room.

"You're eating and jacking off. No wonder you're a fatass." Kyle said.

"Screw you guys, the Cheetos were there from yesterday!"

"Then why is your dick orange?" For once, Cartman had nothing to say.

That was terrible. I apologize.

OP

[anonymous]

I loved it, thank you!

[anonymous]

With a grunt, the overweight boy heaved himself into his desk chair. Propping open a box of donuts, he selected his first weapon. Powdered to start today

OP

[anonymous]

Oh my, another one? Thank you! ♥

NOT OP

[emzyme]

That was fantastic! I was half-expecting Cartman to start fucking those donuts! Very hot <3 Great job with it