Happy birthday to Crack
Two decades! That's some shit, I tell you what.
And that means you motherfucking teenagers had better re-spect.
Speaking of motherfuckers, this one is on my desk now.
ultra fucking computing, you read it right.
and the mouse is new.
Also! I got a dvd burner, new hedphones to replace my broken ones, some dvds...
and money.
and drugs.
Not that I enjoyed them. DRUGS ARE BAD, KIDDOS. When you teenage motherfuckers are all grown up like ol' crack, you can maybe spend your allowance buying a bag of paprica that the guy on the corner tells you "might" be weed, but until then, get a job! Lazy fuckin kids...
And that means you motherfucking teenagers had better re-spect.
Speaking of motherfuckers, this one is on my desk now.
ultra fucking computing, you read it right.
and the mouse is new.
Also! I got a dvd burner, new hedphones to replace my broken ones, some dvds...
and money.
and drugs.
Not that I enjoyed them. DRUGS ARE BAD, KIDDOS. When you teenage motherfuckers are all grown up like ol' crack, you can maybe spend your allowance buying a bag of paprica that the guy on the corner tells you "might" be weed, but until then, get a job! Lazy fuckin kids...