Less than three
This is my new friend, Blinkie!
He is a bullet. Therefore, he will be referred to as Blinky the Bullet!
Haha! blinky is trying to type. He is so funny!
Blinky was going to be just like the other bullets. But blinky was different. He was manufactured improberly, and didn't fire when I pulled the trigger! What a rascal.
Uh oh! Looks like a coke cup is trying to get all
tough in Blinky's face.
There you go Blinky! Show that punk bitch
who's boss.
I think we can all learn to love little Blinky. He is, after all, just like all of us, trying to find his way in a world full of smoke and mirrors.
What have we learned from him? I know I have learned a lot in the short time I've known him. He tought me all about what it is to be a man, about why we are all here, about how to massage my prostate to produce an orgasm, the joy of seeng morning dew on the grass, and, most importantly, about the importance of friendship.
Remember kids, Stem the red tide! Report your neighbors!