[Washu is outside enjoying the outdoors for the first time in a month. Staring into the clear winter skies, she looks content with life and the world around her. Her miniature copies sit beside her, wearing the same expression as their master.]
"Ahhh, it feels good to finally be out of the house! I thought I was going to go insane for a second there, though some of you seem to think I'm already in such a state. But, I have noticed something rather dire among the people around me, a great number of you seem to lacking in scientific knowledge! Do not fear Adstringendum, for I offer you a solution! I will be running a lecture this Friday outside my home, it is open to anyone who seeks the truth! I look forward to seeing you all there.
But oh, housemates, I'm sorry for using the wall as a canvas. I promise to clean it up as soon as I can transfer my notes to paper.