+[If SungMin was a girl]
If Sungmin was a girl...
She'd be:
HOTTER than fire.
CUTER than baby bunnies.
PRETTIER than HeeChul.
SEXIER than Betty Boop.
She would:
Have big soft boobs, that would make every person alive (and undead) want to be breastfed.
Have an small waist and broad hips that could put a sandclock to shame.
Hide dominatrix costumes in a drawer behind her pink pajamas.
Get her beautiful pink cupid lips to give the best blowjobs on the planet.
Be the razzle to everyone's dazzle.
Wear pink dresses with red see-through lingerie.
Provoque herself orgasms in public when bored.
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Marry Siwon get his money, divorce and then marry KyuHyun just for the lolz.
Divorce again, just for the lolz.
Wear high heels that make her ankles look slimmer.
Use printed clothes to make her ass look fuller.
Buy branded perfumes to smell sexy and lady like.
Get tons of cats. TONS.
Forget to feed them.
Find porn boring.
Find curling her hair amusing.
Make out with HeeChul. Again, just for the lulz.
Fall in love with the wrong man, give him her love and everything, marry him, give him a family, be cheated on, mistreated, humilliated, violently attacked and finally, murdered.
And then Sungmin wakes up... and he wants so pee... And he's glad to see he has a penis.
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