MY LIFE IS OVER.

[crabbit]

So the love of my life, Anthony Bourdain is coming to my college to lecture.

AND WHAT HAPPENS? MY SCHOOL DOESN'T ADVERTISE TICKETS AT ALL AND BY THE TIME I FIND OUT, ALL THE TICKETS ARE GONE.

WHY, GEEBUS. WHYYYYYY!?!? TONY AND I ARE MEANT TO BE!!!