Not a happy Crabbey

[crabbemeat]

I not like it when we lose. Well, we won game but lost cup. I not understand how that works but it true. I also not like it when people sneeze lots.

Comments

[bright_ambition]

Well, dear, at least you still won the game, which is better than nothing, right? It could have been worse.

I'm sure those who are sneezing can't help it. Perhaps you should suggest to them that they should be in the hospital wing?

[quintus_i]

It's like the Plague all over again. You sneeze and it's off to Madame Pom Poms with you!

[crabbemeat]

Plague? It not like plague! People die of plague!

[crabbemeat]

That is true.

They not listen to me. I will get sneezed on get all their germs.

[bright_ambition]

In that case, dear, perhaps you should see about taking some potions and the like so that you're healthier and less likely to get sick? And of course, make sure that you wash your hands frequently and keep clean. Less likely for germs to grow on you that way.

[crabbemeat]

Keep clean? Does that help?

[bright_ambition]

Yes, that does. For instance, if you don't wash your hands before eating, you might eat the germs on anything you touch that might've been touched by someone sick-- door knobs, bannisters, etc. But if you wash your hands and keep clean, germs are less likely to grow on you.

[crabbemeat]

Germs grow? How big they grow?