Hur hur

[crabbemeat]

I hear lion house got locked in today. I laugh so much I not able to eat at same time! Hur hur. This cheer me up after news about Hogsmeade which not good. But lion house locked in! Hur hur.

Comments

[gigglylavender]

You are very unpleasant. It is mean to take pleasure in the suffering of others.

[crabbemeat]

But I not like lion house. You and Parvati - see I remember her name - okay but rest not good.

I not unpleasant.

[gigglylavender]

It's still mean to laugh at people. Yes, you are unpleasant when you do that.

Private to Vincent Crabbe

[ginchaser]

Two words: Bat Bogey.

Private to firehead girl

[crabbemeat]

I not scared of you.

Private to Vincent Crabbe

[ginchaser]

Well that shows very little brains on your part, shocking. You ought to be.

[demelza_r]

I can't believe you could say such a thing!

You are so awful and sadistic. And I thought you might be a little bit nice underneath - but no. I do believe I'm starting to hate you, Crabbe.

[crabbemeat]

I hate you first. Least I say what I mean I not pretend. I glad you lock in tower.

[demelza_r]

Alright. I won't pretend. I'll say what I mean:

I hate you. If you dropped dead right here and right now, I wouldn't care at all! You're so mean, Crabbe! You're so mean to so many people who don't deserve it at all. You're only nice to pretty girls. And that's it. You're selfish, and horrible, and no one's going to fall in love with while you act like that!

[pink_parvati]

That's not very nice, Crabbe. I didn't laugh at you when you knocked out your own Chaser with a Bludger during the last Quidditch game. Well, I did afterwards. But only because Ron and Seamus did the funniest reanactment of it.

[crabbemeat]

But it was funny? And I glad you got out.