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What is your name?: Jeff
Are you named after anyone?: Nope
What's your screename?: crabapplepunk
Would you name a child of yours after you?: not at all
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Um.... Lady Luck
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: hmmmm.... that's a tough one... I'll have to get back to you on that one
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Jeffery
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Only if I went by the name Oscar
Basics
Your gender: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Single?: Uh huh
If not, do you want to be?: I do not
Birthdate: 07/18/82
Your age: 22
Age you act: 14 maybe
Age you wish you were: 65, I could retire
Your height: 5'9"
Eye color: Hazel and sometimes blue
Happy with it?: Sure why not
Hair color: blonde, but I dye it occassionally
Happy with it?: when I dye it if it looks good
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: some ambi but mostly lefty
Your living arrangement: a cluttered small room in my parent's house
Your family: parents, grandparents, and sister
Have any pets?: Zim my cat, and Bandit my parents dog
Whats your job?: Stockboy at Macy's to put it simply
Piercings?: Left lobe and cartiledge
Tattoos?: Transformers logo on my back
Obsessions?: cats, leopard print, tiger stripes, movies
Addictions?: hmm... that's a good question
Do you speak another language?: some Spanish
Have a favorite quote?: "I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips"
"Everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings"
"When I was small the furthest I could reach was not so high"
Do you have a webpage?: http://www.krabapple.com
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: for the most part
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: most of the time
Do you have any secrets?: a few
Do you hate yourself?: every once in a while
Do you like your handwriting?: I write in all caps, what's not to like
Do you have any bad habits?: I bite my nails
What is the compliment you get from most people?: You're weird
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "Superhero Suicide"
What's your biggest fear?: being lonely, and spiders
Can you sing?: In theory
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Only your mom
Are you a loner?: For the most part
What are your #1 priorities in life?: starting a family and making a movie
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I'd want to kill myself
Are you a daredevil?: For some things
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My self confidence
Are you passive or agressive?: I used to be aggressive, but now I'm more passive
Do you have a journal?: I have this LJ and a Xanga that is more private
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Greatest strength would probably be creativity, weakness would be laziness
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd weigh more
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Most of the time, other times I just break down
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Nope, no regrets
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yeppers
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: That it is nothing like the movies
What do you like the most about your body?: Hmmm... good question
And least?: all the hair
Do you think you are good looking?: nope
Are you confident?: sometimes
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Rincewind from Discworld
Are you perceived wrongly?: I'd like to think not but I probably am.
Do You / Have You.....
Smoke?: Just quit
Do drugs?: Nada
Read the newspaper?: The funnies, sometimes
Pray?: I'm getting back into it
Go to church?: Bible study
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Strangers don't really IM me
Sleep with stuffed animals?: I used to
Take walks in the rain?: Oh yeah
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Yep
Drive?: I hate it, but sometimes it is good to be able to just get away
Like to drive fast?: Decent speeds are fine with me
Would or Have You Ever?
Like your voice?: Sure why not
Hurt yourself?: I am a mental masochist
Been out of the country?: Canada, Mexico, Bahamas, Virgin Islands, maybe some other places
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Escargot?
Been in love?: Yep
Done drugs?: See above
Gone skinny dipping?: A few times
Had a medical emergency?: One time, I fell on a lead pipe and it lodged into my ribs, I'm lying.
Had surgery?: If you count getting a freckle removed from my eye as surgery then yes
Ran away from home?: Nope
Played strip poker?: A few times
Gotten beaten up?: Nada
Beaten someone up?: Yeah, a black belt
Been picked on?: Who hasn't
Been on stage?: Of course
Slept outdoors?: Like actually outdoors or in a tent? But yes I have.
Thought about suicide?: A couple times
Pulled an all nighter?: Used to a lot when I was younger but not much lately.
If yes, what is your record?: 2 days
Gone one day without food?: all the time
Talked on the phone all night?: many times
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yessireebob
Slept all day?: A few times
Killed someone?: in my dreams
Made out with a stranger?: Define stranger... if you include it on the first day you meet someone then yes
Had sex with a stranger?: see above
Thought you're going crazy?: thought, I know
Kissed the same sex?: Many times
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: John doesn't remember
Been betrayed?: We all have at some point or another
Had a dream that came true?: Yeah.
Broken the law?: Quite a bit
Met a famous person?: A lot
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Probably
On purpose?: Wished to
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yeah, probably.
Stolen anything?: Yeah
Been on radio/tv?: I was on Y100
Been in a mosh-pit?: Chipped my tooth in a Goldfinger pit, how unfortunate was that
Had a nervous breakdown?: Not that I recall
Bungee jumped?: Nope, and probably never would
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Babies with machine guns and Critters
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: There is life on other planets, it has been proven with the discovery of plant life
Miracles?: Jesus performed quite a bit
Astrology?: There are stars and planets, yes
Magic?: The card game?
God?: Definitely
Satan?: can't have one without the other
Santa?: Not any more
Ghosts?: I believe in them, I also chased them
Luck?: possibly
Love at first sight?: I didn't at first but I do now
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:If that is how you want to put it
Witches?: Traditional fly on a broom witches or like Wiccan witches or whatever?
Easter bunny?: "You know what! There is no Easter bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!"
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: If you find the right one
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: I would if I could find it
Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: I believe so yes
Do you think God has a gender?: God is Alanis Morrissette, don't you watch Kevin Smith movies?
Do you believe in organized religion?: Not at all
Where do you think we go when we die?: Six feet under or in a jar
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: I work with some, if you consider them friends
who is your best friend(s)?: John
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Marianne
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Trust in the Lord
Your favourite inside joke?: I don't even remember many of them
Thing you're picked on most about?: My style of dress
Who's your longest known friend?: At this point Marianne
Newest?: some people I met at Bible study and the camping trip this weekend
Shyest?: hmmmm.... Pete maybe
Funniest?: Wes, sometimes
Sweetest?: They are all sweet
Closest?: John, Marianne
Weirdest?: Pete
Smartest?: Sean, bookwise anyway
Ditziest?: I don't have ditzy friends, I stay away from those people
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Ummm....
Last person you talked to online?: Shauna
Who do you talk to most online?: Shauna
Who are you on the phone with most?: Pete? I'm not a fan of the phone much any more
Who do you trust most?: good question
Who listens to your problems?: everyone probably
Who do you fight most with?: Marianne
Who's the nicest?: Matt
Who's the most outgoing?: Marianne
Who's the best singer?: me, haha, ummm... the girls at the Bible Study
Who's on your shit-list?: The closest person to someone who would be on a list like that would probably be Lacy's bf
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Yes, I have
Who's your second family?: The mccanns
Do you always feel understood?: nope
Who's the loudest friend?: Marianne
Do you trust others easily?: too easily
Who's house were you last at?: Matt's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: My own
Do your friends know you?: some of them
Friend that lives farthest away: one in Romania but I haven't talked to her in months so I guess it would be Shauna
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: Not at all
What do you find romantic?:being close to someone
Turn-on?: hands, smiles
Turn-off?: blonde hair
First kiss?: Nicole at like a dance in 7th or 8th grade or something like that
If someone you had no interest in, had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Awkward
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: I prefer it, does it always happen that way, no
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: Yes, I can't talk to girls
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Yep
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I guess so
What is best about the opposite sex?: When they act tough but not tomboyish
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Nothing, everyone has their own worst features, it isn't gender specific
What's the last present someone gave you?: Money
Are you in love?: Not yet
Do you consider your significant other hot?: I am single but someone is hot
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: haunted?
You wanted to kill?: I'm not that mean
That you laughed at?: Kevin that I used to work with
That laughed at you?: Someone at work probably
That turned you on?: Kate, but not sexually
You went shopping with?: Pete
That broke your heart?: Lacy
To disappoint you?: good question
To ask you out?: Wow... hmmm...
To make you cry?: Lacy
To brighten up your day?: Shauna
That you thought about?: Shauna
You saw a movie with?: In the theater it was John Pete and Lacy, just a random movie was John, his roommate Pete not Pete from here and their friend Lindsey, I think that was her name
You talked to on the phone?: Pete?
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Shauna
You saw?: my dad
You lost?: Lacy
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Supposed to have already left
Will it be with your significant other?: Nope
Or some random person?: Matt
What are you wearing right now?: M Dickies and a tee shirt from Express
Body part you're touching right now: None
What are you worried about right now?: a certain situation
What book are you reading?: Good Omens still
What's on your mousepad?: I don't have a mousepad, that's why optical mouses are cool
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, sore, disappointed, strange, happy
Are you bored?: A tiny bit
Are you tired?: very
Are you talking to anyone online?: Shauna
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Nope, but if I get a phone card I'd like to talk to someone in particular
Are you lonely or content?: a bit of both
Are you listening to music?: Radiohead at the moment, it's on random though
Are you named after anyone?: Nope
What's your screename?: crabapplepunk
Would you name a child of yours after you?: not at all
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Um.... Lady Luck
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: hmmmm.... that's a tough one... I'll have to get back to you on that one
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Jeffery
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Only if I went by the name Oscar
Basics
Your gender: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Single?: Uh huh
If not, do you want to be?: I do not
Birthdate: 07/18/82
Your age: 22
Age you act: 14 maybe
Age you wish you were: 65, I could retire
Your height: 5'9"
Eye color: Hazel and sometimes blue
Happy with it?: Sure why not
Hair color: blonde, but I dye it occassionally
Happy with it?: when I dye it if it looks good
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: some ambi but mostly lefty
Your living arrangement: a cluttered small room in my parent's house
Your family: parents, grandparents, and sister
Have any pets?: Zim my cat, and Bandit my parents dog
Whats your job?: Stockboy at Macy's to put it simply
Piercings?: Left lobe and cartiledge
Tattoos?: Transformers logo on my back
Obsessions?: cats, leopard print, tiger stripes, movies
Addictions?: hmm... that's a good question
Do you speak another language?: some Spanish
Have a favorite quote?: "I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips"
"Everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings"
"When I was small the furthest I could reach was not so high"
Do you have a webpage?: http://www.krabapple.com
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: for the most part
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: most of the time
Do you have any secrets?: a few
Do you hate yourself?: every once in a while
Do you like your handwriting?: I write in all caps, what's not to like
Do you have any bad habits?: I bite my nails
What is the compliment you get from most people?: You're weird
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "Superhero Suicide"
What's your biggest fear?: being lonely, and spiders
Can you sing?: In theory
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Only your mom
Are you a loner?: For the most part
What are your #1 priorities in life?: starting a family and making a movie
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I'd want to kill myself
Are you a daredevil?: For some things
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My self confidence
Are you passive or agressive?: I used to be aggressive, but now I'm more passive
Do you have a journal?: I have this LJ and a Xanga that is more private
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Greatest strength would probably be creativity, weakness would be laziness
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd weigh more
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Most of the time, other times I just break down
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Nope, no regrets
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yeppers
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: That it is nothing like the movies
What do you like the most about your body?: Hmmm... good question
And least?: all the hair
Do you think you are good looking?: nope
Are you confident?: sometimes
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Rincewind from Discworld
Are you perceived wrongly?: I'd like to think not but I probably am.
Do You / Have You.....
Smoke?: Just quit
Do drugs?: Nada
Read the newspaper?: The funnies, sometimes
Pray?: I'm getting back into it
Go to church?: Bible study
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Strangers don't really IM me
Sleep with stuffed animals?: I used to
Take walks in the rain?: Oh yeah
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Yep
Drive?: I hate it, but sometimes it is good to be able to just get away
Like to drive fast?: Decent speeds are fine with me
Would or Have You Ever?
Like your voice?: Sure why not
Hurt yourself?: I am a mental masochist
Been out of the country?: Canada, Mexico, Bahamas, Virgin Islands, maybe some other places
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Escargot?
Been in love?: Yep
Done drugs?: See above
Gone skinny dipping?: A few times
Had a medical emergency?: One time, I fell on a lead pipe and it lodged into my ribs, I'm lying.
Had surgery?: If you count getting a freckle removed from my eye as surgery then yes
Ran away from home?: Nope
Played strip poker?: A few times
Gotten beaten up?: Nada
Beaten someone up?: Yeah, a black belt
Been picked on?: Who hasn't
Been on stage?: Of course
Slept outdoors?: Like actually outdoors or in a tent? But yes I have.
Thought about suicide?: A couple times
Pulled an all nighter?: Used to a lot when I was younger but not much lately.
If yes, what is your record?: 2 days
Gone one day without food?: all the time
Talked on the phone all night?: many times
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yessireebob
Slept all day?: A few times
Killed someone?: in my dreams
Made out with a stranger?: Define stranger... if you include it on the first day you meet someone then yes
Had sex with a stranger?: see above
Thought you're going crazy?: thought, I know
Kissed the same sex?: Many times
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: John doesn't remember
Been betrayed?: We all have at some point or another
Had a dream that came true?: Yeah.
Broken the law?: Quite a bit
Met a famous person?: A lot
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Probably
On purpose?: Wished to
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yeah, probably.
Stolen anything?: Yeah
Been on radio/tv?: I was on Y100
Been in a mosh-pit?: Chipped my tooth in a Goldfinger pit, how unfortunate was that
Had a nervous breakdown?: Not that I recall
Bungee jumped?: Nope, and probably never would
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Babies with machine guns and Critters
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: There is life on other planets, it has been proven with the discovery of plant life
Miracles?: Jesus performed quite a bit
Astrology?: There are stars and planets, yes
Magic?: The card game?
God?: Definitely
Satan?: can't have one without the other
Santa?: Not any more
Ghosts?: I believe in them, I also chased them
Luck?: possibly
Love at first sight?: I didn't at first but I do now
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:If that is how you want to put it
Witches?: Traditional fly on a broom witches or like Wiccan witches or whatever?
Easter bunny?: "You know what! There is no Easter bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!"
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: If you find the right one
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: I would if I could find it
Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: I believe so yes
Do you think God has a gender?: God is Alanis Morrissette, don't you watch Kevin Smith movies?
Do you believe in organized religion?: Not at all
Where do you think we go when we die?: Six feet under or in a jar
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: I work with some, if you consider them friends
who is your best friend(s)?: John
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Marianne
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Trust in the Lord
Your favourite inside joke?: I don't even remember many of them
Thing you're picked on most about?: My style of dress
Who's your longest known friend?: At this point Marianne
Newest?: some people I met at Bible study and the camping trip this weekend
Shyest?: hmmmm.... Pete maybe
Funniest?: Wes, sometimes
Sweetest?: They are all sweet
Closest?: John, Marianne
Weirdest?: Pete
Smartest?: Sean, bookwise anyway
Ditziest?: I don't have ditzy friends, I stay away from those people
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Ummm....
Last person you talked to online?: Shauna
Who do you talk to most online?: Shauna
Who are you on the phone with most?: Pete? I'm not a fan of the phone much any more
Who do you trust most?: good question
Who listens to your problems?: everyone probably
Who do you fight most with?: Marianne
Who's the nicest?: Matt
Who's the most outgoing?: Marianne
Who's the best singer?: me, haha, ummm... the girls at the Bible Study
Who's on your shit-list?: The closest person to someone who would be on a list like that would probably be Lacy's bf
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Yes, I have
Who's your second family?: The mccanns
Do you always feel understood?: nope
Who's the loudest friend?: Marianne
Do you trust others easily?: too easily
Who's house were you last at?: Matt's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: My own
Do your friends know you?: some of them
Friend that lives farthest away: one in Romania but I haven't talked to her in months so I guess it would be Shauna
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: Not at all
What do you find romantic?:being close to someone
Turn-on?: hands, smiles
Turn-off?: blonde hair
First kiss?: Nicole at like a dance in 7th or 8th grade or something like that
If someone you had no interest in, had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Awkward
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: I prefer it, does it always happen that way, no
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: Yes, I can't talk to girls
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: Yep
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I guess so
What is best about the opposite sex?: When they act tough but not tomboyish
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Nothing, everyone has their own worst features, it isn't gender specific
What's the last present someone gave you?: Money
Are you in love?: Not yet
Do you consider your significant other hot?: I am single but someone is hot
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: haunted?
You wanted to kill?: I'm not that mean
That you laughed at?: Kevin that I used to work with
That laughed at you?: Someone at work probably
That turned you on?: Kate, but not sexually
You went shopping with?: Pete
That broke your heart?: Lacy
To disappoint you?: good question
To ask you out?: Wow... hmmm...
To make you cry?: Lacy
To brighten up your day?: Shauna
That you thought about?: Shauna
You saw a movie with?: In the theater it was John Pete and Lacy, just a random movie was John, his roommate Pete not Pete from here and their friend Lindsey, I think that was her name
You talked to on the phone?: Pete?
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Shauna
You saw?: my dad
You lost?: Lacy
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Supposed to have already left
Will it be with your significant other?: Nope
Or some random person?: Matt
What are you wearing right now?: M Dickies and a tee shirt from Express
Body part you're touching right now: None
What are you worried about right now?: a certain situation
What book are you reading?: Good Omens still
What's on your mousepad?: I don't have a mousepad, that's why optical mouses are cool
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, sore, disappointed, strange, happy
Are you bored?: A tiny bit
Are you tired?: very
Are you talking to anyone online?: Shauna
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Nope, but if I get a phone card I'd like to talk to someone in particular
Are you lonely or content?: a bit of both
Are you listening to music?: Radiohead at the moment, it's on random though