Who the fsck even checks this anymore?
God my mom is annoying. Yes, I turned the water on for the fscking artichokes. Yes, I forgot to turn them off.... But yelling at me about it isn't going to fix the damned situation. You already told me to not water them. So I won't. But you really don't need to repeat yourself at increasing volumes. That isn't going to help anything. God, it's like you're drunk or something.
OH WAIT YOU ARE. Because that's how you spend your evenings nowadays. You are no longer "drinking with dad because it's easier". You yourself are now a fscking alcoholic. Congratulations. I'm so glad you've made it to this level.
So don't worry about your damned plants. I won't touch them. And the more comments you make, the sooner it's going to get me out of here, even if I can't really afford it, even if I still need to finish school. So please. Keep inadvertently encouraging me to move out. Because I really do need to get the fuck out of here.
Peace.
OH WAIT YOU ARE. Because that's how you spend your evenings nowadays. You are no longer "drinking with dad because it's easier". You yourself are now a fscking alcoholic. Congratulations. I'm so glad you've made it to this level.
So don't worry about your damned plants. I won't touch them. And the more comments you make, the sooner it's going to get me out of here, even if I can't really afford it, even if I still need to finish school. So please. Keep inadvertently encouraging me to move out. Because I really do need to get the fuck out of here.
Peace.