♏ 08 | Vriska: Become a human.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[The video clicks on to show Vriska! But she looks pretty different, from the fact that her hair is blonde and her skin is pink and she's well... Human.

She rolls her eyes.]Seriously? Pretty funny joke, deities. I know we made humans and everything, but it's not like I wanted to be one

Comments

[homofuckiens]

Hey you. Did John fucking get a hold of you yet on my behalf?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

No? Got something to say to me, Vantas?

[homofuckiens]

More like I was going to give you a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Lucky me. And just what would this lifetime opportunity be, brave and fearless leader?

[homofuckiens]

To listen to your side of what fucking happened last month.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

You're aaaaaaaactually interested in hearing my side?

[homofuckiens]

Continue acting like a little shit about it and I'll rethink this decision.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Okay, okay! Where do you want me to start? From when Terezi started being an insufferable bitch about everything or from when we actually started fighting?

[homofuckiens]

We start in fucking private.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Whatever! Your hive or mine, Vantas?

[homofuckiens]

...Yours.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Alright. I'll be waaaaaaaaiting.

[homofuckiens]

[ HUFF HUFFS. turns off his little device and marches on over to his doom. ]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[She leaves the door open and just sits at the dining table, staring at a grain line. She's not used to anyone but John actually asking about her side of things, so this is different.

Just. Waiting.]

[homofuckiens]

[ BEING A LEADER IS HARD AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.

okay, so it's just to appease John, really. deep down, Karkat doesn't care, but whatever.

so here he is, kicking at the door. ]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

It's open! Come on in, Vantas.