♏ 03 | Vriska: Contact deities.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

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[toonurturing]

Indeed, you are correct.

A trade is something we can provide you with, Vriska Serket.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Gr8, you already know my name.
That saves a 8unch of time on introductions.

8ut if you already know my name then you pro8a8ly already know there's a high8lood running around trying to kill us.
He's usually high 8ut he's out of sopor slime and we don't have any either.
You'd 8e a8le to get some, right????????

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[toonurturing]

How rude, then, child, that you haven't asked mine.

Such a substance is easy enough to procure.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

8ecause I don't really care what it is.
8ut if you really want to tell me that's fiiiiiiiine, I guess. 8ut it's not really important.

Gr8, now what a8out something that we used in a game in our world?
Can you get me something like that too?

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[toonurturing]

There will be wayward daughters among you.

It can be gotten.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Whatever.
So what kind of stuff can we trade? It just has to 8e important to us, right?

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[toonurturing]

Correct.

Citizens have often offered us payment in powers, their memories, or their senses.

Do you wish to offer something of that sort?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

What a8out 8lood colors?
Troll 8lood is different from human 8lood.
That 8e a good trade, right?

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[toonurturing]

You offer something so intrinsic to your culture to begin the bidding- ambitious.

But something like that is no good if only one among you gives it up.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

8ecause I don't want to waste a 8unch of time wagering with some8ody else's god.
There's kind of an important and pressing issue at hand here, you knoooooooow!

How many of us?

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[toonurturing]

I am well aware.

It would be a nice show of solidarity to hear "all of us"- but that may be asking a bit much. How many can you offer, I wonder- consent must be given.

Or implied.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Two. May8e three?
Terezi and myself, 8ecause we decided on it together. I don't know where Nepeta is 8ut I know she would want to 8e part of this.
Is that enough????????

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[toonurturing]

Three of many... is that all you can offer, I wonder?

If so, I suppose I could check the book.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

8luh 8luh, don't ru8 it in!
I didn't have time to ask every8ody. Like I said 8efore:
Kiiiiiiiind of in a hurry!
Just tell me if it's enough or not.

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[toonurturing]

One more offer from the messenger and I will deal with you.

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

This is annoying and stupid!
Why do we have to 8arter for this stuff????????
It's important for every8ody here! Not just us!