kinkos fucking sucks
first of all, let me say that this fucking rocks and i'm laughing like a little girl.
but anyshit. did you ever see that dave chapelle skit about "popcopy"? well I SWEAR THAT THAT WAS WHAT KINKOS WAS LIKE JUST NOW. i drew a picture of mai from svc chaos to make into a poster for the arcade. i made it 400 dpi so it was nice and all. weeell, i get there and the lady behind the counter tells me it will be 5 hours for her to print out the motherfucker and laminate it. because i had people in front of me.
so then she directs me to dumbass whore #2 who will help me print it out on the dumbass whore computer. when i ask to print it out on glossy paper, she says they don't print on glossy paper (which is a lie because i've done it before). so i try to pull it up and they're dumb whore computer WON'T PULL IT UP BECAUSE ITS "HUGE" 400 dpi is standard for a decent looking printout. here is a smaller non 400dpi version of the picture i drew and colored. shitty coloring job, but hell, it was my first try.
hey.
but anyshit. did you ever see that dave chapelle skit about "popcopy"? well I SWEAR THAT THAT WAS WHAT KINKOS WAS LIKE JUST NOW. i drew a picture of mai from svc chaos to make into a poster for the arcade. i made it 400 dpi so it was nice and all. weeell, i get there and the lady behind the counter tells me it will be 5 hours for her to print out the motherfucker and laminate it. because i had people in front of me.
so then she directs me to dumbass whore #2 who will help me print it out on the dumbass whore computer. when i ask to print it out on glossy paper, she says they don't print on glossy paper (which is a lie because i've done it before). so i try to pull it up and they're dumb whore computer WON'T PULL IT UP BECAUSE ITS "HUGE" 400 dpi is standard for a decent looking printout. here is a smaller non 400dpi version of the picture i drew and colored. shitty coloring job, but hell, it was my first try.
hey.