i wish you could give your kids invisible armor when they're born
It's the kind of hurt that makes it so you cant sleep for more then an hour at night, cant eat anything but a wheatable, and makes you on edge.
I think he's staying which is the best news ive heard in such a long time.
Reasons why i love amy:
- She gives me cards and cute little 99c halloween cups
- She tells me about catholic girls in school playing with themselves and smelling their fingers afterwards (true story)
- She drives like a gangster when i want her to (and lets me take pictures to top it off) *lean back*
- She eats fried rice and chow mein noodles that are doused in soy sauce with me (because we like it like that)
- She helps me sculpt weiners out of the left over chow mein and fried rice when we dont want to finish our kiddie meal
- She sings to me all the time (sometimes about gross things like discharge and other bodily fluids)
- She calls me pookie monster and on occasion weiner
- .. oh yeah she is my fucking starlet, cunts.
Tomorrow will be fun.
I am almost done with my glorious dinosaur shirt; check it out!
Ill be in their faces, ill be in the waves, coming down on you from the sky. ill be inside the one that holds you. and then i wont.