MMOM - This is how we do it - Numb3rs - Charlie Eppes - Day 10
Title: MMOM - This is how we do it - Numb3rs - Charlie Eppes
MMOM - Day 10
Author: cpwatcher
Fandom: Numb3rs
Characters: Charlie Eppes
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 200
Everything was numbers for Charlie. Even sex. Especially sex. Well, Charlie wasn’t exactly sure if masturbating alone counted as sex. But he was sure it counted as something. Something good. Really good.
Charlie smiled to himself as he thought, ‘speaking of counting.’ He kept the tally automatically in his head, just like always, the push-pulls of his strokes, a constant two-count.
Some days, when he was too excited, too horny, he’d barely make it up to two hundred before he’d have semen all over his fist. Other days he’d vary between 600 to 800 strokes, although he had to admit his mean was nearer the 180 mark. He was eighteen, so of course he was horny all the time. It was a fact of life, a law of nature, his dick getting hard at even the slightest thought.
And while sometimes his arm got tired, or his dick felt like it wanted to fall off, Charlie chalked it all up to another exercise in social science, and just kept track of his data points. He wondered, every now and again, if he should ask Don how many strokes he used, just so he’d have a better sampling for comparison purposes.