Bryce, how could you say all that to this band? Don't you realize UNIVERSAL called them. They didn't call Universal, Universal called them. They are up and coming. HOW DARE YOU?!
Here they are, working hard for recognition, and you're being a cockass. A cockass without a cause other than to make us laugh, and is that really necessary at their expense?
How else are they going to get support without trolling for random myspace users? Do you not realize how valuable their time is and they had to waste it responding to you about their impending success? UNIVERSAL CALLEd THEM BRYCE!
They probably tied up the phone line UNIVERSAL may be calling back on just to tell you how negative you're being. Yes I know that means they'd have to be using dial-up Internet, but that's the kind of sacrifice this band is willing to make to save its money to get big, Bryce. They're suffering for their art with antiquated Internet access and here you have to kick them while they're considering themselves up-and-coming.
Why do you have to be such a cockass all the time?
Here they are, working hard for recognition, and you're being a cockass. A cockass without a cause other than to make us laugh, and is that really necessary at their expense?
How else are they going to get support without trolling for random myspace users? Do you not realize how valuable their time is and they had to waste it responding to you about their impending success? UNIVERSAL CALLEd THEM BRYCE!
They probably tied up the phone line UNIVERSAL may be calling back on just to tell you how negative you're being. Yes I know that means they'd have to be using dial-up Internet, but that's the kind of sacrifice this band is willing to make to save its money to get big, Bryce. They're suffering for their art with antiquated Internet access and here you have to kick them while they're considering themselves up-and-coming.
Why do you have to be such a cockass all the time?
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I think I just found the title of the first album that our screaming chick band will make.
Now I just need to form a screaming chick band.
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