But this truly is the odd sort of sense the universe makes.

[cptrandom]

So everytime things are to be mapped and directions are to be gotten, I go to the maps.yahoo.com, and because of the URL guessing thingimabob all I get to type is "maps" and it guesses the rest, so everytime I go to the site, that Yeah Yeah Yeahs song of the same name plays in mah noggin. At least the first part with the guitarage and the drums and the sounding like the part in the movie where the protagonist is going to be secretly attacked by evil ninjas. So naturally, getting directions on the internet == optimum time for nemesis ninjas to attack, ergo, one must always be wary at said times.

I'm going to be the best teacher ever.