Sigil Preparatory Academy It's kinda like Hogwarts D&D style. A little heavy on the D&D side, but LMAO.
Sea Hag (3 HD +5 LA): "Sea Hag." --Krusk, 3rd year half-orc barbarian. "Of course I see her, she's right there." --Regdar, 5th year human fighter. "No! Her. Sea Hag." --Krusk. "Well, she doesn't see a hag. She sees a half-orc and a human." --Regdar. "Grrr. No. I'm saying, there. Sea Hag." --Krusk. "I saw her the first time." --Regdar. "Ugh. Next time you make a dumb orc joke, I'm pounding your head in." --Krusk
Vampire Spawn (4 HD +4 LA): There aren't terribly many vampires signing up for Professor Strahd's Beginning Necromancy, but there are a lot coming out of that class...
“Yeah, I like the trees, man. Right? The trees. And the birds, man. Cool. And these little weeds right here, yeah? These are great.” -Vadania, 4th year elf Druid, currently on probation