I think we're getting up to speed ....
and ludicrous speed that is.
As I have no news of interest, a highly entertaining joke from the my beloved english bastard.
A man is standing around at a party when he spots a really gorgeous woman.
He walks up to her and asks for her name. She replies: "My name is Carmen"
"Wow, what a beautiful name your parents choose for you. They must have known how beautiful you will be"
"No, I've chosen to use this name, because it reflects my inner self"
"??????????"
"Well, it contains the two things I really care about: Cars and men"
"Ok, I understand"
She asks: "So, what is you name?"
"Beertits"
As I have no news of interest, a highly entertaining joke from the my beloved english bastard.
A man is standing around at a party when he spots a really gorgeous woman.
He walks up to her and asks for her name. She replies: "My name is Carmen"
"Wow, what a beautiful name your parents choose for you. They must have known how beautiful you will be"
"No, I've chosen to use this name, because it reflects my inner self"
"??????????"
"Well, it contains the two things I really care about: Cars and men"
"Ok, I understand"
She asks: "So, what is you name?"
"Beertits"