Stole this from Brian. See how he likes this!
Step One: List twelve characters. DO NOT PEEK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR LIST.
I'm stealing his idea and just using us.
01. Me (Micahel)
02. Emmett
03. Ted
04. Brian
05. Ben
06. Justin
07. Melanie
08. Daphne
09. Lindsay
10. Debbie
11. Vince
12. Rage (Heh, its like having Brian on twice...)
Step Two: Take these questions ... and a bottle of vodka, you'll need it.
1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No...My uncle and Justin...that's fucked up...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Brian? Heh, yeah I do. Who doesn't? He's a god...
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be odd. Rage is a fictional character Justin and I made up...and he's gay! And it'd be pedophilia...
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not really...she's a great friend, but uh...I don't need to read naughty stuff about her!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Emmett and Justin? HELL NO! Emmett's way too good for someone like Justin!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ben and Lindsay or Ben and my mom? No comment...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Melanie walking in on Emmett and Rage...She'd probably think she was dreaming and then wake up...I have no idea.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ted and my mom...why did I leave her on this list. Grrr...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Me and Daphne? NO! I hope not...if there is, we're probably talking about why she's friends with Justin!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
You Can Be My Hero (But not in bed) Heh, I'll just leave Brian's answer...I am feeling lazy. Had a busy day at the comic shop...
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well...heh. It wouldn't take much. Just a hot summer day when we're home alone, looking at pictures of naked men...back when we were young...*sighs* No, I can't let go of the past! Sue me! I love you Ben. Honest!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I doubt it...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ted het? Wow...No!
14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
My uncle Vince? Probably not. Maybe if he had a boyfriend...
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Emmett/Brian/Ben? Yeah, I think so. In theory...
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Do I have to dignify that with an answer? I am so glad I don't live at home anymore to find out...
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
No idea...I don't think much of her. Especially since she likes Justin...
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Me/Justin/Rage...uh...I'd warn readers that Justin's in it...and maybe about his inevitable death...
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Uh... "Heeeeeey girlfriend!"? I dunno what else he'd say to my ma!
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Heh, last night...it was steamy too. *smirks*
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Brian licking his ass...at least that's what I think...
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Probably not...
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Uh...Melanie I guess. She's pretty butch. *chuckles*