Yuengling
Mark and I discovered that Yuengling (Pronounced "yeng-ling") beer is so marketable for any time of year. Check these slogans:
Christmas: "Hear the bells ring... have a Yuengling!"
Halloween: "Happy Haunting, from Yuengling!"
New Year: "Don't sing "Auld Lang Syne" without a Yuengling!"
Independence Day: "Let freedom ring... with a Yuengling!"
Spring: "The birds are chirping... grab a Yuengling!"
The start of deer season: "For better hunting... pack some Yuengling!"
Changing your major: "You should switch to marketing... here, have a Yuengling!"
etc...
(Note: Mark and I do not in any way, shape, or form endorse the utilization of explosives, the carrying of firearms, the operation of motor vehicles, or any other activity that could lead to dangerous or harmful situations when consuming alcoholic beverages such as the fine Yuengling product. Anyone who would lack discretion, screw things up and then attempt to blame our slogans for it needs to get their priorities in order.)
Christmas: "Hear the bells ring... have a Yuengling!"
Halloween: "Happy Haunting, from Yuengling!"
New Year: "Don't sing "Auld Lang Syne" without a Yuengling!"
Independence Day: "Let freedom ring... with a Yuengling!"
Spring: "The birds are chirping... grab a Yuengling!"
The start of deer season: "For better hunting... pack some Yuengling!"
Changing your major: "You should switch to marketing... here, have a Yuengling!"
etc...
(Note: Mark and I do not in any way, shape, or form endorse the utilization of explosives, the carrying of firearms, the operation of motor vehicles, or any other activity that could lead to dangerous or harmful situations when consuming alcoholic beverages such as the fine Yuengling product. Anyone who would lack discretion, screw things up and then attempt to blame our slogans for it needs to get their priorities in order.)