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I just though these are funny. So I thought I'd share them with you.
Products
Here are a few stupid product labels and warnings found on everday products.
Child-Size Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On Most Computers before you hook up your keyboard
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Tesco's Tirimisu Desert
(Printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
Sainsbury Peanuts
Warning: This product contains nuts
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
500 piece puzzle
Some assembly required.
Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.