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I'll be honest. A few months ago I had made a fake Xpeeps profile with a random picture of a girl in her underpants I mised somewhere off the internet, just so I could add all of the girls that didn't want men to see their photos and then, well, giggle as a man looked at all their privatey pictures. Seriously, like 2/3'ds of the girls on that site have (GIRLS ONLY NO GUYS) somewhere in their name, or some variation thereof.
Let me tell you that while initially I thought they were just dumb girls trying to please their boyfriends (which they are, incidentally), I do understand that the no guys tag now more than ever. My fake profile gets tons of adds/messages from men in a sexual froth, even though I too put the silly no men tag in my name there. Let me show you a message I recieved today from a 23-year old man who is not only average looking, but might even be on the handsome side of things (objectively, anyway):
"God damn are you a dirty little slut or what, shit i would fuck all your holes until you begged me to stop ramming into your wet cunt soo damn hard, you need to be covered in my cum Xx"
Even of my heyday of being undersexed and hormonally explosive (read: 14-17) I don't think i've ever been quite so forward with a woman I've never talked to before. Being a man myself, I don't even know how one would respond to this. "That's terrific"? I mean, let's cross referrence this PM with my own, current knowledge of women and see if I make an accurate dissection.
"God damn are you a dirty little slut or what,"
Okay, so far I'm with him in that I can see the gamble he is taking here. Some girls really do find a thrill in being called promiscious, even if it's not all of them. If you're on a site like Xpeeps, the odds of any girl being this type increases pretty dramatically--so, a safer risk than most you can take on a sex-themed dating site like Xpeeps is. Also, as a fellow man I know full well that calling a girl a slut in this fashion is a high compliment, because even though alot of women refer to the term "slut" with viritol, I associate closer to its secondary meaning, "Not awful and frigid; a fun woman to be around"
"shit i would fuck all your holes until you begged me to stop ramming into your wet cunt soo damn hard"
I think here is about here is where he stops taking calculated risks and plows headfiirst into risky gambleville. First, insisting on fucking all of a girls holes is not a smart manuever considering the vast majority of girls only really want you in the one (the others being reserved as a treat for good behavior), with only a handful of keepers really enjoying it in a second, and only the true saucebox's desiring the full three (if you are one of these, god bless you). Next, doing it until we arrived at a point where I would be begging him to stop what he is doing does not sound pleasant. Really, who advertises that the sex is going to culminate with the woman declaring "GOD JUST CUT IT OUT ALREADY OUCH"? I mean, he does say that my cunt will be wet, and that he will be ramming into said cunt "soo damn hard" and I do understand that women like that, if nothing else. Is he trying just to be clever about saying the sex will be rough? Well, ok then, I get it, if I were a girl and you slept with me, the sex will be rougher than normal. check.
"you need to be covered in my cum Xx"
Superfluous X's aside, this is where he completely loses me. As much I empathize--I do, its a blast to cover chicks in sperm, it really is--I don't think this line has worked in the entire history of dating, and unless society takes a real turn for the awesome, I don't really think it ever will. There is the odd girl here and there who geniunely like to be spermed on out there (once again, god bless you), but c'mon, I need to be covered in it? I don't think need is the right word there, chief. I mean, aspiring bukakke stars with overdue rent might need to be covered in come, generally, but I don't think you've sold me on the fact that plastering someone completely with your sperm specifically is a unique and funderful experience, for anyone. Also, man, covered? It might just be my experience, but I think the gap between the girls who like a little spurt spurt on their cheek, and the ones who like to be drenched in the substance similar to the way one frosts a cake is a pretty large gap indeed, with far more on the former side than the latter. No sir, I think if I really was the chick that I am pretending to be on this site, I think here is where I would've declined his offer.
I do sympathize with this poor man ive just horribly berated, though, I do. I've said some pretty dumb shit when Ive been worked into a sexual frenzy, and I feel like every man has at some point in his life because really the hormones are hard to deal with when theyre that out of control. Does this guy know how to talk to women when hes not jerking off? Probably not, no, but it's a difficult skill to learn and even I have no idea how I did it when I decided it was something I could do (and in all honesty, I'm probably just kidding myself there). So best of luck, Xpeeps man with your sunglasses and pet snake, you may have barked up the wrong tree here but I am sure there is some divorced BBW out there custom tailored to meet your needs. Godspeed.
Let me tell you that while initially I thought they were just dumb girls trying to please their boyfriends (which they are, incidentally), I do understand that the no guys tag now more than ever. My fake profile gets tons of adds/messages from men in a sexual froth, even though I too put the silly no men tag in my name there. Let me show you a message I recieved today from a 23-year old man who is not only average looking, but might even be on the handsome side of things (objectively, anyway):
"God damn are you a dirty little slut or what, shit i would fuck all your holes until you begged me to stop ramming into your wet cunt soo damn hard, you need to be covered in my cum Xx"
Even of my heyday of being undersexed and hormonally explosive (read: 14-17) I don't think i've ever been quite so forward with a woman I've never talked to before. Being a man myself, I don't even know how one would respond to this. "That's terrific"? I mean, let's cross referrence this PM with my own, current knowledge of women and see if I make an accurate dissection.
"God damn are you a dirty little slut or what,"
Okay, so far I'm with him in that I can see the gamble he is taking here. Some girls really do find a thrill in being called promiscious, even if it's not all of them. If you're on a site like Xpeeps, the odds of any girl being this type increases pretty dramatically--so, a safer risk than most you can take on a sex-themed dating site like Xpeeps is. Also, as a fellow man I know full well that calling a girl a slut in this fashion is a high compliment, because even though alot of women refer to the term "slut" with viritol, I associate closer to its secondary meaning, "Not awful and frigid; a fun woman to be around"
"shit i would fuck all your holes until you begged me to stop ramming into your wet cunt soo damn hard"
I think here is about here is where he stops taking calculated risks and plows headfiirst into risky gambleville. First, insisting on fucking all of a girls holes is not a smart manuever considering the vast majority of girls only really want you in the one (the others being reserved as a treat for good behavior), with only a handful of keepers really enjoying it in a second, and only the true saucebox's desiring the full three (if you are one of these, god bless you). Next, doing it until we arrived at a point where I would be begging him to stop what he is doing does not sound pleasant. Really, who advertises that the sex is going to culminate with the woman declaring "GOD JUST CUT IT OUT ALREADY OUCH"? I mean, he does say that my cunt will be wet, and that he will be ramming into said cunt "soo damn hard" and I do understand that women like that, if nothing else. Is he trying just to be clever about saying the sex will be rough? Well, ok then, I get it, if I were a girl and you slept with me, the sex will be rougher than normal. check.
"you need to be covered in my cum Xx"
Superfluous X's aside, this is where he completely loses me. As much I empathize--I do, its a blast to cover chicks in sperm, it really is--I don't think this line has worked in the entire history of dating, and unless society takes a real turn for the awesome, I don't really think it ever will. There is the odd girl here and there who geniunely like to be spermed on out there (once again, god bless you), but c'mon, I need to be covered in it? I don't think need is the right word there, chief. I mean, aspiring bukakke stars with overdue rent might need to be covered in come, generally, but I don't think you've sold me on the fact that plastering someone completely with your sperm specifically is a unique and funderful experience, for anyone. Also, man, covered? It might just be my experience, but I think the gap between the girls who like a little spurt spurt on their cheek, and the ones who like to be drenched in the substance similar to the way one frosts a cake is a pretty large gap indeed, with far more on the former side than the latter. No sir, I think if I really was the chick that I am pretending to be on this site, I think here is where I would've declined his offer.
I do sympathize with this poor man ive just horribly berated, though, I do. I've said some pretty dumb shit when Ive been worked into a sexual frenzy, and I feel like every man has at some point in his life because really the hormones are hard to deal with when theyre that out of control. Does this guy know how to talk to women when hes not jerking off? Probably not, no, but it's a difficult skill to learn and even I have no idea how I did it when I decided it was something I could do (and in all honesty, I'm probably just kidding myself there). So best of luck, Xpeeps man with your sunglasses and pet snake, you may have barked up the wrong tree here but I am sure there is some divorced BBW out there custom tailored to meet your needs. Godspeed.